Recently I found an old notebook of mine.
I wrote this song when I was 18.

As I recall, I played it for the guys and the singer said "Sounds like a fucking Go-Go's song. Do I look like Belinda fucking
Carlisle?" Obviously he was talking about the music because lyrically it was way better than any goddamn Go-Gos tune.
To wit:


I'm sittin' in a chair five miles in the sky
we'd all have wings if we were meant to fly
they tell me it's safer than driving my car
but when I'm driving my car the ground's never that far
away

Chorus
Well that's a long long way to fall
and If I had any say at all
they'd hand me a parachute at the gate
so I could jump before it's too late

My knees are shaking I can barely talk
If i tried to stand up I couldn't even walk
give me that bag my jaw is saggin'
next time I travel think I'll go by wagon
train

Chorus

Well the skies don't seem so friendly to me
the pilot's so drunk he can barely see
and if the plane don't crash you're still not safe
the food they serve you will kill you anyway

Chorus

repeat Chorus