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theplatypus · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:12 am

I look into my ass,
And view my keyster skin,
And say, "Would God it came to pass
My heart had shrunk as thin!"

For then, I, undistrest
By hearts grown cold to me,
Could lonely wait my endless rest
With equanimity.

But Time, to make me grieve,
Part steals, lets part abide;
And shakes this fragile butt at eve
With throbbings of noontide.

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

This is absolutely breathtaking, man.

Kosmicjelli · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:25 pm

I look at my ass
in the mirror
turning and twisting
I say look at that
an ass
pretty good looking ass
ass grabbin good
bootylicious
loving fun
Hey we have angel that says pickle
What?

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

I look at my ass.
I think I'll pass.
It isn't a very attractive ass.
The ladies see it and swoon, en masse.
I'd rather the ass of Myleene Klass.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:08 pm

I look into my ass
gaping
cavernous
I stop and ponder
on the wonder of that dark
abyss
What has been lost?
What can be found?
I look into my ass
gaping
cavernous
and I ponder.

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

I look into my
ass: a hairy soul-window,
big as Uranus.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:14 pm

My poem was a serious exercise

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:20 pm

So was mine. :/

Alex · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:00 pm

platy, i admire your resolute earnestness

theplatypus · **Posted:** Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:07 pm

Alex wrote:

platy, i admire your resolute earnestness

Thanks

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

Just two minutes ago, my poem was taken by a top literary journal.

Not really.

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

Thom Yorke looks into his ass.
Bloop blip bloop blip squeak.
Skippidee-boo-bee-skip-skip-chhhhh.
Waking
Dream /
Waking /
Dream
Wan /
Ki /
Ng /
Jiz /
Zum
Wet@{}*Y&EW"
DREAM

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:14 pm

Thome Yorke looks into his ass
like a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

'How bout getting off of those antibiotics...

THankyou India.
Thankyou terror.
THANKYOU THANKYOU THOM YORKE.
YEAH YEAH... WOOOO

Kosmicjelli · **Posted:** Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:34 pm

better in person the ass yes?

durdencommatyler · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:36 am

I look into my ass
And find my favorite thread
It's called
I look into my ass
And I
AL......................................................................................................

dkfan9 · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:47 pm

i look into my
ass and say
there's no room for
acronyms there

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

I look into my ass.
ZMOG my ass is tired.
All of me is tired, in fact.
But I must keep plugging
away, yet never plugging
my asshole, like some do.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:24 pm

Not to toot my own ass but I already won this thread.

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

Maybe we could write more of these poems and compile them into an RM anthology?

'I Look Into my Ass: RM poets looking into their own ass'

I Look Into My Ass

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