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cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:45 pm

turned2black wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

turned2black wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

turned2black wrote:

Are we to believe that he was able to "pinch it off" not once, but twice? And this after "a few beers." Then he pees into the opening of a "smaller than normal can of Heineken" on a moving boat? Really?

This is why I'm so fucking proud of this.

How much piss did you get on yourself?

None.

Semi-dunk. Moving boat.
It's the can thing.
Most would have a hard time pulling this off with a big-ass Solo cup, but into the mouth of a small beer can?
Then stopping yourself twice.

Which is why it was a story worth telling.

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:54 pm

Rebar wrote:

You were in Amsterdam and you were drinking Heineken?!

I had this thought initially, but I decided not to question it, figuring that Pete had his reasons. Turns out I was right.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:55 pm

washing machine wrote:

Rebar wrote:

You were in Amsterdam and you were drinking Heineken?!

I had this thought initially, but I decided not to question it, figuring that Pete had his reasons. Turns out I was right.

It's like a completely different beer there.

Alex · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:57 pm

if B really had to abuse his mod powers today, he should have left the TruFact threads alone and just locked this thread after the first two posts

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:58 pm

Alex wrote:

if B really had to abuse his mod powers today, he should have left the TruFact threads alone and just locked this thread after the first two posts

Guys, Alex is right.

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:58 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Rebar wrote:

You were in Amsterdam and you were drinking Heineken?!

I had this thought initially, but I decided not to question it, figuring that Pete had his reasons. Turns out I was right.

It's like a completely different beer there.

Probably because it's fresh and local there.

knee tunes · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:01 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Alex wrote:

if B really had to abuse his mod powers today, he should have left the TruFact threads alone and just locked this thread after the first two posts

Guys, Alex is right.

that's cuz no one's playing right

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:02 pm

washing machine wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Rebar wrote:

You were in Amsterdam and you were drinking Heineken?!

I had this thought initially, but I decided not to question it, figuring that Pete had his reasons. Turns out I was right.

It's like a completely different beer there.

Probably because it's fresh and local there.

Probably. I fucking hate Heineken here at home.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Rebar wrote:

You were in Amsterdam and you were drinking Heineken?!

turned2black · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:06 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:

washing machine wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Rebar wrote:

You were in Amsterdam and you were drinking Heineken?!

I had this thought initially, but I decided not to question it, figuring that Pete had his reasons. Turns out I was right.

It's like a completely different beer there.

Probably because it's fresh and local there.

Probably. I fucking hate Heineken here at home.

In Amsterdam, it apparently comes with a funnel.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:07 pm

My favorite beer that I tried in Amsterdam:

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/545/78754

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Sounds like a horrible experience to me, Pete. There's no way I could ever pee in a can.

turned2black · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:11 pm

px wrote:

There's no way I could ever pee in a can.

Rebar · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:27 pm

washing machine wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

washing machine wrote:

Rebar wrote:

You were in Amsterdam and you were drinking Heineken?!

I had this thought initially, but I decided not to question it, figuring that Pete had his reasons. Turns out I was right.

It's like a completely different beer there.

Probably because it's fresh and local there.

Speaking of beer, Reid, any packages in the mail today?

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:31 pm

I won't know until later this afternoon.

Rebar · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:02 pm

I like to picture Reid driving through the Texas vastlands listening to "Off He Goes".

washing machine · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:06 pm

That's happened on many occasions, for sure. Although now that my girlfriend lives in Houston instead of an hour and a half away, it doesn't happen quite as much.

turned2black · **Posted:** Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:03 am

washing machine wrote:

That's happened on many occasions, for sure. Although now that my girlfriend lives in Houston instead of an hour and a half away, it doesn't happen quite as much.

I have many fond memories of driving in West Texas with nothing but oil rigs and PJ keeping me company. Texas is good people. :thumbsup:

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