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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:51 pm 
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"She had another man inside her while we were supposedly in love w/each other. Talking marriage, etc. Happened more than once. I imagine she sucked him off too"

3:50 AM.

from my ex girlfriends...current new ex boyfriend who impregnated my ex 5 months into them dating. he is 40.

She just aborted said baby and moved out and he texts me that? First of all why does he have my number? Second of all why does he whine to me?

Guy is hilariously pathetic.

No I did not reply.


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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:12 am 
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Now I know why I dont have a cellphone.

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:35 am 
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Kosmicjelli wrote:
Now I know why I dont have a cellphone.

Too many ex-girlfriends?

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Beef wrote:
Kosmicjelli wrote:
Now I know why I dont have a cellphone.

Too many ex-girlfriends?

lol too much drama

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:59 am 
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the only texts i get now are from CHUD about homicide.


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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:07 am 
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They're not even texts, really.

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:00 am 
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
They're not even texts, really.

I hope skitch's wife doesn't find them

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:37 am 
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this page is depressing

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
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ok well good luck

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
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you okay, dickfan?


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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:27 pm 
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no, but i did use my adjectives


its in response to a friend who texted me she and her family saw a bear in yellowstone. her last name is worst


i texted her,

was it a hairy bear, was it a scary bear, did you beat a hasty retreat from its lair?

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
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"How can I know for certain that this isn't some RM hoax and this is really argo or skitch?"

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
"How can I know for certain that this isn't some RM hoax and this is really argo or skitch?"

I don't text anyone ever. So whoever that is can write me off the list. I'm also very serious.

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The Argonaut wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
"How can I know for certain that this isn't some RM hoax and this is really argo or skitch?"

I don't text anyone ever. So whoever that is can write me off the list. I'm also very serious.


I'd love to text with you, Asher.

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
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I'm also very serious.

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
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Hey its ruddo. This is my new number if you wish to keep in contact with me.

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
"How can I know for certain that this isn't some RM hoax and this is really argo or skitch?"

Reid.

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Peeps keeps reminding me to sit up straight, per a request to my facebook friends because I'm a slouchy humpback biach.

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NaiveAndTrue wrote:
Peeps keeps reminding me to sit up straight, per a request to my facebook friends because I'm a slouchy humpback biach.

So you finally admit you're a quasimodo and to think Peeps has been giving me shit for calling you ugly.

Please note: that's just a joke.

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 Post subject: Re: last text message you received
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Beef wrote:
NaiveAndTrue wrote:
Peeps keeps reminding me to sit up straight, per a request to my facebook friends because I'm a slouchy humpback biach.

So you finally admit you're a quasimodo and to think Peeps has been giving me shit for calling you ugly.

Please note: that's just a joke.

hahaha

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