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lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:42 pm

thodoks wrote:

1/2faithfull wrote:

have you thought about cutting her up?

.5 was money in that thread...i really miss him

Rebar · **Posted:** Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:31 am

steveo2 wrote:

on another nut my buts are one fire as i scratched them with icy hot on my hands. FUCK!

Self Polluted · **Joined:** Tue May 09, 2006 2:42 pm **Posts:** 8393

washing machine wrote:

I plan on lighting a bowl, making some chamomile tea, putting on some atonal jazz and reading this thread tonight after work.

Also, POTD.

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

auburn people like to do sex on horses and sh*t and that's all i really know about them

Self Polluted · **Joined:** Tue May 09, 2006 2:42 pm **Posts:** 8393

Harmless wrote:

She's got it.

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

Self Polluted wrote:

Harmless wrote:

She's got it.

I totally thought you were a girl because of your avatar... which is strange because you wouldn't assume I was Wayne Campbell because of mine. Sorry.

Edit: maybe I did a bad thing by adding context. Hmmm...

lennytheweedwhacker · **Posted:** Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:32 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

I try to pick his up right after he drops a bomb, but sometimes he turns around and eats it right away!

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:53 pm

theplatypus wrote:

thodoks wrote:

whygodeep wrote:

So I decide to make my move send her a love letter I wrote her telling her how i felt

In the history of everything ever, has anything like this ever worked out?

Worked for me! My best friend from high school. I snatched her away from her then-boyfriend via means of a love letter. It was my first and last ever love letter. Then the bitch fucked someone else.

yeah, i'd say it worked wonderful for you.

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

I feel like answering questions... anyone got any questions? I need questions.

dkfan9 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:05 pm

Barack Obama wrote:

I cannot swallow

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:40 pm

dkfan9 wrote:

Barack Obama wrote:

I cannot swallow

lol

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

my dad's actually the easiest in my family

theplatypus · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:26 pm

Thank you, Kris

That is exactly what this thread is supposed to be

theplatypus · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:27 pm

rafa_garcia18 wrote:

theplatypus wrote:

thodoks wrote:

whygodeep wrote:

So I decide to make my move send her a love letter I wrote her telling her how i felt

In the history of everything ever, has anything like this ever worked out?

Worked for me! My best friend from high school. I snatched her away from her then-boyfriend via means of a love letter. It was my first and last ever love letter. Then the bitch fucked someone else.

yeah, i'd say it worked wonderful for you.

Well she fucked someone else four years later, so.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:32 pm

theplatypus wrote:

rafa_garcia18 wrote:

theplatypus wrote:

thodoks wrote:

whygodeep wrote:

So I decide to make my move send her a love letter I wrote her telling her how i felt

In the history of everything ever, has anything like this ever worked out?

Worked for me! My best friend from high school. I snatched her away from her then-boyfriend via means of a love letter. It was my first and last ever love letter. Then the bitch fucked someone else.

yeah, i'd say it worked wonderful for you.

Well she fucked someone else four years later, so.

hence my comment. for four years it worked, but then it kaputted.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:35 pm

Man you're the kaputted.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:37 pm

like i don't know that i'm kaputted

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:12 pm

McParadigm wrote:

Maybe it's the booze talking, but while some of that was dumb a few moments were fucking hilarious. That one line in the third verse (...is what it looks like I'm sayin) made me cry.

Harmless · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:53 pm **Posts:** 11395

Pizza the Hut wrote:

Wow, I totally meant "is" not "was".

thodoks · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm **Posts:** 25134

glorified_version wrote:

because being short is the same thing as being thought of as a faggot, kike, or nigger

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