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Peeps wrote:
theplatypus wrote:
Mecca wrote:
Pizza the Hut wrote:
I date within my "league" aka average people dating average people.
Most of the time, my gal pals would be like "wtf" when I think someone is cutie.
They also say that I keep dating the same type of guys over and over -_- There is a hint of truth to that via stuck in a rut concept?
Um, yeah. But I usually end up friend zoning myself. Oh well. Friends are good to have, right? :/
guys don't have a friend zone, they only get friend-zoned
Truth.
Liz, every single one of your heterosexual male friends would still bang you.
untruth
my best friend is a female and thought of hooking up with her was never even discussed until a friends mother accused me of lusting after her. i then asked her if she thought i was weird or gay for never trying to pursue her. if we did do anything it would just be totally weird, and not cause shes popped out two kids and is married to a guy who makes about 15 times more a year than i do
You're right. My best friend is also female and it'd be super weird and awkward if something did happen between us. But generally, most men-- particularly those of Lizzie's age-- aren't quite so discerning.
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Let's just put it this way; I am no longer friends with the people that I've "boned."
why did you defriend me on fb?
way to go peeps!
did you know i knocked her high priced boots so hard it created a worm hole in the time stream and she ended up starring in devo's 1930 hit video, whip it?
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Peeps wrote:
warehouse wrote:
Peeps wrote:
Pizza the Hut wrote:
Let's just put it this way; I am no longer friends with the people that I've "boned."
why did you defriend me on fb?
way to go peeps!
did you know i knocked her high priced boots so hard it created a worm hole in the time stream and she ended up starring in devo's 1930 hit video, whip it?
1930 hit video? They really were revolutionary!
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The Argonaut wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
:?:
You didn't answer the question, Stephen.
i typically date in the middle to upper quadrant of my league. in baseball terms, i'd consider my "league" (for purposes of this metaphor, we will call it a "division") to be the 2010 NL West, in which i am the San Diego Padres.
lol, I liked this. I'd be the Washington Nationals in the NL East, in that I am a perennial under-performer who sometimes gets to fuck the likes of Alfonso Soriano and Adam Dunn, even though we both know that they don't really want to be there.
This post was a joke. I've only ever really dated one girl, but she was definitely rather Adam Dunn-ish.
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:04 pm Posts: 5300 Location: upstate NY Gender: Male
The Argonaut wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Alex wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
:?:
You didn't answer the question, Stephen.
i typically date in the middle to upper quadrant of my league. in baseball terms, i'd consider my "league" (for purposes of this metaphor, we will call it a "division") to be the 2010 NL West, in which i am the San Diego Padres.
lol, I liked this. I'd be the Washington Nationals in the NL East, in that I am a perennial under-performer who sometimes gets to fuck the likes of Alfonso Soriano and Adam Dunn, even though we both know that they don't really want to be there.
This post was a joke. I've only ever really dated one girl, but she was definitely rather Adam Dunn-ish.
This post was really a joke too. I'm actually more like Tom Hicks of the Texas Rangers, circa 2001, in that I have one girl, Alex Rodriguez, basically to the exclusion of all others, and my involvement with her will take me out of contention for probably the next decade or so.
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