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 Post subject: Lost love
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:33 am 
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This is the thread where we tell the stories of lost love.

Today I went to my local coffee shop and saw a lovely looking young woman wearing a bright white collared shirt, vintage peach-colored cardigan, brown glasses, a beautiful skirt, and brown patterned tights. She had blonde hair, up in a messy bun, and was reading a philosophy book and taking notes. I ordered an Americano and left without saying a word. I'll probably never see her again.

It was love at first sight. Alas, it was not to be.

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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did her

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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Just kidding I didn't.

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
This is the thread where we tell the stories of lost love.

Today I went to my local coffee shop and saw a lovely looking young woman wearing a bright white collared shirt, vintage peach-colored cardigan, brown glasses, a beautiful skirt, and brown patterned tights. She had blonde hair, up in a messy bun, and was reading a philosophy book and taking notes. I ordered an Americano and left without saying a word. I'll probably never see her again.

It was love at first sight. Alas, it was not to be.

:(

How exactly is this lost love? It's just you being a pussy.

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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thread is beta

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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The quintessential RM lost love scenario.

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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px wrote:
The quintessential RM lost love scenario.

No it's not.

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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We've been through this.

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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I got divorced once.


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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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Harmless wrote:
I got divorced once.

But if you got divorced, you must not have been in love. In which case you did not lose love. Let's keep this thread on topic, K?

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half. It will stay. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a mustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay. Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning. --Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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and she said losing love is like a window in your heart
everybody sees you're blown apart
everybody sees the wind blow



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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
Harmless wrote:
I got divorced once.

But if you got divorced, you must not have been in love. In which case you did not lose love. Let's keep this thread on topic, K?


I was, she wasn't. But it's OK because I'm not anymore, I have a wife again. And a life again.


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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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Harmless wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
Harmless wrote:
I got divorced once.

But if you got divorced, you must not have been in love. In which case you did not lose love. Let's keep this thread on topic, K?


I was, she wasn't. But it's OK because I'm not anymore, I have a wife again. And a life again.

And a fife again. And a knife again.

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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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theplatypus wrote:
Harmless wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
Harmless wrote:
I got divorced once.

But if you got divorced, you must not have been in love. In which case you did not lose love. Let's keep this thread on topic, K?


I was, she wasn't. But it's OK because I'm not anymore, I have a wife again. And a life again.

And a fife again. And a knife again.


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If Dev is happy, I fear there's hope for all of us.


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 Post subject: Re: Lost love
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Happiness is very 21st century.


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If Dev is happy, I fear there's hope for all of us.

Hope should never be feared, friend.

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I'll always regret not introducing myself to that bearded man sitting in front of me at that Red Sox game.

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corduroy_blazer wrote:
...local coffee shop...she... was reading a philosophy book and taking notes.



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