Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
durdencommatyler wrote:
malice wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
malice wrote:
oh, and hey! everyone show a little respect to dct, only RMer with moxy. (so far)
those were excellent answers, joseph
Thank you, Maryalice. Excellent answers are easy when you're working with excellent questions.
mary or malice, or marymalice, babe. there's no alice here. (sorry, i'm an editor of sorts, it's habit)
My apologies. I thought I typed "Marymalice."
in all honesty, i wasn't sure if you thought my name was maryalice or not - it's a problem I have when I'm on the phone at work too, because of my last name... people mistake me for saying my name is maryanne
neither variation of mary is very appealing to me... I'm thinking of just changing it to malice irl... that's bound go over well, professionally, yeah?
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:55 pm Posts: 11320 Location: Brooklyn Gender: Male
malice wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
malice wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
malice wrote:
oh, and hey! everyone show a little respect to dct, only RMer with moxy. (so far)
those were excellent answers, joseph
Thank you, Maryalice. Excellent answers are easy when you're working with excellent questions.
mary or malice, or marymalice, babe. there's no alice here. (sorry, i'm an editor of sorts, it's habit)
My apologies. I thought I typed "Marymalice."
in all honesty, i wasn't sure if you thought my name was maryalice or not - it's a problem I have when I'm on the phone at work too, because of my last name... people mistake me for saying my name is maryanne
neither variation of mary is very appealing to me... I'm thinking of just changing it to malice irl... that's bound go over well, professionally, yeah?
No guts, no glory. No risk, no reward. I say go for it.
Though, I don't know that it'll solve the issue. People will just think you're saying "Alice."
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:24 pm Posts: 3909 Location: The Land of Plenty
I like this kinda shit.
1. FIRST NAME? Varius
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nuh - made up and Lithuanian. I like to tell people that my folks were full-on trippers in the 70's who just went too hard on the electric kool-aid.
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Last week at my wife's 40th - I gave an introductory speech and was all emotional and pathetic-like.
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, my writing is appalling and getting worse.
5. WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Salami.
6. KIDS? 2, oldest (boy) 12, youngest (girl) 9. If you don't understand the fun in this I'm not about to explain it to you.
7. WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah, I think so. I'm actually a pretty damn good bloke.
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I've kept them in the past and love reading back on those that I have, but sadly, no, I don't keep a regular journal.
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? I am a sarcastronoaut for sure.
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yo.
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Been there, done that.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Coco Pops without a doubt.
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Absolutely - to not would be retarded.
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Enough. I'm better equipped at being careful and having enough common sense to make sure that I don't stupidly hurt myself when moving shit. And for sure I could beat the crap out of spike.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla. Deal with it.
16. SHOE SIZE? 11
17. RED OR PINK? Red.
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Drink too much.
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Father-in-law.
20. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING? I am quite honestly stark naked.
21. LAST THING YOU ATE? Egg on French Toast. It was fucking awesome.
22. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? This is not a TV Studio.........Josh. Turn these fucking lights off.
23. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? No fucking idea. What a ghey question.
24. FAVORITE SMELL? The waft of someone not too far away lighting up a spliff.
25. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some twat from Telstra. Fuck that bitch.
26. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Norks, without doubt.
27. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO POSTED BEFORE YOU? I'll answer this in a sec... Yeah, I have nothing at all against dct.
28. FAVORITE DRINK? Gentleman Jack and coke on heaps of ice.
29. FAVORITE SPORT? Hoops.
30. HAIR COLOR? Blonde, what's left of it.
31. EYE COLOR? Blue.
32. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No.
33. FAVORITE FOOD? Nachos (the ones that I make, specifically.)
34. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movie for sure.
35. BOXERS OR BRIEFS? PANTIES OR THONGS? Briefs.
36. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? I said already, Ima starkers.
37. HUGS OR KISSES? I honestly feel that good strong hugs are seriously devalued in our world. Hugs x 10.
38. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? My Hiver bitches.
39. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Any non-Hivers. Shit's not gonna happen.
40. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? The latest Jack Reacher, and just finished Bill Simmon's Book of Basketball. How good was that shit??
41. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Haven't had one in years.
42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? PVR'd Peep Show and the latest episode of Survivor.
43. FAVORITE SOUNDS? Dawe's If I Wanted Someone - excellentness. PJ Release - you gotta admit, it's a pretty damn good tune. Oh! Sounds not songs. OK, how about the Swish of the net on a perfect basketball shot? The crack of the prettiest Ricky Ponting coverdrive?
44. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Stones. And it's not even close.
45. THE FURTHEST YOU BEEN FROM HOME? United Kingdom, but that's a hell of a long way from Australia.
46. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? No, not really. I used to be a fucking good basketball player, but that was a loong time ago.
47. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 3rd May, 71. Perth WA.
Sorry for the interruption RM. Carry on as usual.
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a great bloke wrote:
Remembered to ask dude that I hung with most of party night if he had any idea why I had a large (fist-sized) purple bruise on my chest. He said he remembers "OW!" but that's it. Guess I'll never know.
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
durdencommatyler wrote:
I hope more people answer these questions. This is fun!
don't tell them it's fun. tell them it's the ultimate in ironic displays of message board behavior. we love ironic displays of message board behavior here.
also, thanks varis - but who are the hivers? and I hope for your sake you weren't sitting in a leather chair while filling that out. seems like it'd be terribly uncomfortable unclothed.
Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:13 am Posts: 1092 Location: Guarulhos - Brazil Gender: Male
durdencommatyler wrote:
I LOVE The Dark Tower series!
How are you enjoying book 3?
I'd like to say it pretty good, but I'm really bored to read it... Young Roland adventures with the rednecks is not that intresting and God, it took too long to end it.
durdencommatyler wrote:
KurtLeon wrote:
17. RED OR PINK? Magenta
NO.
If you're gonna play, you're gonna play by marymalice's rules. Magenta is not an option. Red or Pink, bub?
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:24 pm Posts: 3909 Location: The Land of Plenty
Happy Birthday for tomorrow.
And I totally get that "thread killer" thing - I feel that way about my posts most of the time.
And I was sitting on our cloth dining chairs very early in the am. They are only new so I'm not used to them and couldn't figure out why my bum cheeks were so sore this morning. Turns out my nekid bum cheeks don't very much like the material of the chairs it seems. Oh well, live and learn.
'Hivers' is a drunk-post word I sometimes use to mean my homies - those of my hive so to speak. I was in fine drunk-posting form last night, obv.
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a great bloke wrote:
Remembered to ask dude that I hung with most of party night if he had any idea why I had a large (fist-sized) purple bruise on my chest. He said he remembers "OW!" but that's it. Guess I'll never know.
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