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Merrill Stubing · **Joined:** Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:15 am **Posts:** 2255

When I get super-nervous and I run out of fingernails and I'm alone, I bite my toenails.

Koufax · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:04 pm

when I eat too much I poop :oops:

The Big So-So · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:09 pm

I love the smell of my crotch sweat.

Merrill Stubing · **Joined:** Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:15 am **Posts:** 2255

The Big So-So wrote:

I love the smell of my crotch sweat.

Yeah, seriously, what's the deal with that?

Hinny · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:14 pm

I always ensure that I do not make much of a sound when passing gas, by spreading the buttcheeks out wide.

BlackFrancis · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:11 pm **Posts:** 348

Hinny wrote:

I always ensure that I do not make much of a sound when passing gas, by spreading the buttcheeks out wide.

But wheres the fun in farting if you cant let er rip and feel those cheeks tremble and make it sound like the tuba?

kiddo · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:59 pm

I am a closet Christina Aguilera fan.

:oops:

Anaranae · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:04 pm

every morning, my husband wakes me up with a fresh cup of coffee and kisses me and gets back in the bed with me and hugs me. i then fart.

inadvertent imitation · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:32 pm

The Big So-So wrote:

I love the smell of my crotch sweat.

Merrill Stubing · **Joined:** Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:15 am **Posts:** 2255

Anaranae wrote:

every morning, my husband wakes me up with a fresh cup of coffee and kisses me and gets back in the bed with me and hugs me. i then fart.

That's hot

I think I've said that every time you've described something about your life.

Anaranae · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:55 pm

Darrin wrote:

Anaranae wrote:

every morning, my husband wakes me up with a fresh cup of coffee and kisses me and gets back in the bed with me and hugs me. i then fart.

That's hot

I think I've said that every time you've described something about your life.

i think you're right. you're a disturbed individual. with that being said, i also enjoy the smell of my own crotch sweat.

Play C3 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:01 pm

is there anyone here who doesn't like the smell of their crotch sweat?

jimmac24 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:05 pm

In high school I used to suck myself off.

Anaranae · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:09 pm

jimmac24 wrote:

In high school I used to suck myself off.

yeah, we're gonna need some proof of that.

jimmac24 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:14 pm

Anaranae wrote:

jimmac24 wrote:

In high school I used to suck myself off.

yeah, we're gonna need some proof of that.

I'm sure if I trimmed about 15 pounds and worked out for a few months I'd be able to do it again. If I do I'll setup a webcam for you or something.

Anaranae · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:15 pm

jimmac24 wrote:

Anaranae wrote:

jimmac24 wrote:

In high school I used to suck myself off.

yeah, we're gonna need some proof of that.

I'm sure if I trimmed about 15 pounds and worked out for a few months I'd be able to do it again. If I do I'll setup a webcam for you or something.

you know where to find me.

cltaylor12 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:56 pm

Quote:

Most Disgusting Thing About You that You Want to Admit

Hmmm, that I "want" to admit? :wink:

Hmmmmm, em,.... em..... That sounds like a newlywed game question -

I'll have to ask my husband.

Schlitz · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:06 pm

All I have to say is oh my.

Athletic Supporter · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:42 pm

I once ate 2 tablespoons of butter.

I got nothin'.

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

i have two cocks

Most Disgusting Thing About You that You Want to Admit