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 Post subject: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:21 pm 
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The first adult store drive-thru gives out free condoms when you cruise by to grab a quick "toy" or other stimulating merchandise. Have a last minute idea for that quick rendezvous? No problem, just head over to Huntsville, Alabama and pull up to the drive through window.

When the owner of Pleasures, Sherri Williams, decided to put her new adult store in an old bank building, the existing drive-thru window seems a great offer of convenience to hurried or shy customers. Now couples pull up to the window and order from a lighted sign offering vibrators, lubricants, lingerie and other risqué items. You want lube with that order?

Alabama has some of the most strict obscenity laws but Sherri Williams has been successful at defending her rights in court. The laws left a big loophole which allows for the sale of sex toys that are needed for unspecified "medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial, or law enforcement." The Pleasures adult store has you fill out an anonymous form with 10 questions including whether they or a partner have difficulty with sexual fulfillment.

It seems the drive-thru adult store’s time has come. We want everything fast and convenient and people are self-conscious about going into a store to purchase such intimate merchandise. There are a lot more people buying this stuff than most people realize so it is a good idea. However, this adds a new meaning to the phrase “Quick Lube.”

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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That just seems so typical of america. Drive though sex shop.


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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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That place is like a mile from where i'm sitting right now.

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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I'm pretty sure Thodes went by there when he returned to Huntsville last week.

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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Haha. Hahahahahaha.

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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Where are the pictures of you putting together furniture?

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More stuff should have a drive-thru window.

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Where are the pictures of you putting together furniture?


this weekend. totes happening.

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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More stuff should have a drive-thru window.


colorectal exams

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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durdencommatyler wrote:
More stuff should have a drive-thru window.


RM should have one.

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Owl_Farmer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Where are the pictures of you putting together furniture?


this weekend. totes happening.


Possible theplatypus post.

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Owl_Farmer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Where are the pictures of you putting together furniture?


this weekend. totes happening.


Possible theplatypus post.

because we're spics?

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Owl_Farmer wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
More stuff should have a drive-thru window.


colorectal exams

Yes! YESSSSSS!
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
More stuff should have a drive-thru window.


RM should have one.

It would if they'd just fucking mod cutuphalfdead, I bet.

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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Owl_Farmer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Owl_Farmer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Where are the pictures of you putting together furniture?


this weekend. totes happening.


Possible theplatypus post.

because we're spics?


I didn't think it in those exact words.

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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durdencommatyler wrote:
Owl_Farmer wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
More stuff should have a drive-thru window.


colorectal exams

Yes! YESSSSSS!
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
More stuff should have a drive-thru window.


RM should have one.

It would if they'd just fucking mod cutuphalfdead, I bet.


Never.

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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chud is the only one who could actually change things around here

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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Owl_Farmer wrote:
chud is the only one who could actually change things around here


It's Alex or nobody.

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Owl_Farmer wrote:
chud is the only one who could actually change things around here

If I knew how to use photoshop, or even had it, I'd make up some sort of chud/obama parody banner.

YES HE CAN!

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 Post subject: Re: A new employment opportunity for Lenny
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Owl_Farmer wrote:
chud is the only one who could actually change things around here


It's Alex or nobody.


nah, alex shows up only occasionally. chud is ALWAYS here.

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