but it will cost a family member their life

its immediate family, first cousins include

whats the wish and who dies?

i hope he's not like me
i hope he understands

I wish for immortality and I would choose whomever is in the most pain and wants to die.

So, I'd kill my cousin Rob. Then, with my wish, I'd ask for permission to kill his brother, Jim. Fucking assholes.

I'd like a coke.

And for this I offer up my brother, steve.

i was just going to ask if in laws were included in family

I have an awful lot of relatives. There's something like 50 first cousins in my family

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well there must be the odd drop kick or two amongst the bunch, so just turf out the jerkiest of the bunch.

the jerkiest in malice's family? that's gota be quite the jerk.

i'd win the lottery/have a never ending bank account

and for this i'd give up my uncle on my mom's side. he's pretty much useless...can never hold a job more than a few months and is always on workman's comp/unemployment/etc. he also has a terrible temper and is generally just an asshole. he used to torment my cousin and me all of the time and he is pretty much a mama's boy. right now my grandma is working overtime paying his bills while he sits at home feeding his face.

I need to make a list. I don't even know half of them, this is gonna be difficult- can I get help from other family members on who deserves to die the most?

just rally them all together and vote on it Survivor style

WHOPPER SACRIFICE

i wish i would have done that

Financial stability for life.

I offer up my alcoholic father.

god and heaven's existence in the way i picture/wish it to be
myself

chances are then, they already got their wish and you will be dead shortly

I like this answer. As I read through the responses I started to wonder if I would see a self sacrifice.
I was going to post the same, except my wish was going to be that my children would lead good and comfortable lives.