He's like a fucking big rat instead of a dog, and he leaves his little turds in my yard and barks all fucking night. I got a super jet sprayer for my hose but the little shit won't get close enough. I hate that dog.

you know it's funny, but i can't find this lyric on the TSIS songbook section. did they mess up something?

I've noticed many posts here in GD recently, have been about problems people have been having with animals... and stating their desire to get rid of them.


That said, kill the little bastard.

Pfft, writing only Pearl Jam minutes is so 11:07 Jim. Get with the times, square.

Ramblings 4... duh.

I hate all the dogs in this neighborhood, and the fucking dirtbag owners that let them run the streets shitting on everyone's lawn but their own. How I wish it would rain antifreeze for a day.

You know.... some small part of me thinks you might regret wishing that were it ever to happen.

now you're talking about dogs? did you move onto referencing pink floyd songs?

I used to have that problem with cats. There was this asshat who lived 2 doors down (thankfully I just moved so I don't have to deal with him anymore) that had a zillion cats and they would always lay stink bombs in our "yard." We called animal control a few times and they took some kittens away, but every few weeks there would be more cats in the neighborhood. There were many times when I wanted to leave a flaming bag of cat shit on his doorstep.

Well, now I've done it. I just went and stabbed the neighbors. There's blood everywhere.

That's the Ticket!

My next door neighbours had six (yes, six) similar rodents, that barked all day and all night and ran loose. I've done the hose thing also.

why don't you people take your problems up with the owners instead of the animals?

I'd hate to see what you people would do if a kid ran in your yard. it's just grass people. get over it.

i'd spray the kids with the hose too.