So me and my grandma and mom went to the east end mall to do some xmas shopping today, and before we started we thought we'd have some lunch in Zellers. It was pretty crowded too. I somehow manage to knock over my glass of coke onto the table/the crotch of my jeans/the floor in one fell swoop. When I stood up everyone was laughing at me, even the family of arabs who didn't speak english. After trying to dry my shame with the hand dryer in the bathroom I went and bought a pair of jogging pants and wore them the rest of the day

When are you taking this show to the states?

you sux at life, geg

I know

i could make your life better

Do tell

I'd have beat the shit out of those Arabs.

you should get pregnant

wait... you can eat at zellars?

If you ignore the shame in it, yes.

That's hot

ha. what about the quality? who do they get to work in the kitchen? 13 year olds?

It's worse than burger king probably, so yeah

what is zellers?

It's like wal-mart except you can't find anything you're looking for and everythings more expensive

so Target then

* Canadian Target

Zellers is the best kept secret in good dining! They make the best sandwiches