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PJDoll · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:16 pm **Posts:** 8820

He said his wife is so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house

Anaranae · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:44 pm

he said she doesn't put out.

MF · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:44 pm

He told me she eats all his waffles.

jacktor · **Joined:** Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:29 am **Posts:** 4598

he blamed her for the fall of communism

¡B! · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:00 pm

I am sooooo fucked. I'm not going home from work today.

PJDoll · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:16 pm **Posts:** 8820

hahaha - hey B, remember that time you told everyone that you told the wife you were helping a friend move & really you went to a strip club and spent all your money on lap dances?

Anaranae · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:09 pm

PJDoll wrote:

hahaha - hey B, remember that time you told everyone that you told the wife you were helping a friend move & really you went to a strip club and spent all your money on lap dances?

i remember that.

corduroy_blazer · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:11 pm

Anaranae wrote:

PJDoll wrote:

hahaha - hey B, remember that time you told everyone that you told the wife you were helping a friend move & really you went to a strip club and spent all your money on lap dances?

i remember that.

yea, that was at least a 10 page thread. i'll begin the search.

PJDoll · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:16 pm **Posts:** 8820

corduroy_blazer wrote:

Anaranae wrote:

PJDoll wrote:

hahaha - hey B, remember that time you told everyone that you told the wife you were helping a friend move & really you went to a strip club and spent all your money on lap dances?

i remember that.

yea, that was at least a 10 page thread. i'll begin the search.

It was on the old board. It's gone. Too bad too. I really thought B was going to be arrested for stalking that one stripper for like a week after. I mean, fine, he thought she was WAY hotter than his wife, but come on already! It was hysterical!!

Anaranae · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:15 pm

PJDoll wrote:

corduroy_blazer wrote:

Anaranae wrote:

PJDoll wrote:

hahaha - hey B, remember that time you told everyone that you told the wife you were helping a friend move & really you went to a strip club and spent all your money on lap dances?

i remember that.

yea, that was at least a 10 page thread. i'll begin the search.

It was on the old board. It's gone. Too bad too. I really thought B was going to be arrested for stalking that one stripper for like a week after. I mean, fine, he thought she was WAY hotter than his wife, but come on already! It was hysterical!!

i can't believe that his friend let him act like that. i mean, it's one thing to let your buddy get all drunk at a strip joint, but it's quite another to let him go at it with her in the vip room while it's being taped for distribution in the asian porn market.

corduroy_blazer · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:20 pm

remember that time B said he was out to an anniversary dinner with his wife when he started looking at the hot, young waitress and wondered what kind of underwear she was wearing?

¡B! · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:21 pm

corduroy_blazer wrote:

remember that time B said he was out to an anniversary dinner with his wife when he started looking at the hot, young waitress and wondered what kind of underwear she was wearing?

Meh, I told my wife about that.

jacktor · **Joined:** Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:29 am **Posts:** 4598

Quote:

PJDoll wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
Anaranae wrote:
PJDoll wrote:
hahaha - hey B, remember that time you told everyone that you told the wife you were helping a friend move & really you went to a strip club and spent all your money on lap dances?

i remember that.

yea, that was at least a 10 page thread. i'll begin the search.

It was on the old board. It's gone. Too bad too. I really thought B was going to be arrested for stalking that one stripper for like a week after. I mean, fine, he thought she was WAY hotter than his wife, but come on already! It was hysterical!!

i can't believe that his friend let him act like that. i mean, it's one thing to let your buddy get all drunk at a strip joint, but it's quite another to let him go at it with her in the vip room while it's being taped for distribution in the asian porn market.

and what did he end up doing with her body, geeze it was a long time ago but seems like just yesterday. What was that strippers name, something like Honey Fuzz, i think?

PJDoll · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:16 pm **Posts:** 8820

corduroy_blazer wrote:

remember that time B said he was out to an anniversary dinner with his wife when he started looking at the hot, young waitress and wondered what kind of underwear she was wearing?

yeah, I do! Wasn't that the same time he confessed to sleeping with his wife's best friend?

inadvertent imitation · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:23 pm

B told me he wished his wife had an interest in fly fishing.

Scandalous.

¡B! · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:30 pm

jacktor wrote:

What was that strippers name, something like Honey Fuzz, i think?

You blew it there .... All the strippers that I stalk have better names.

NOTHINGFAN · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:38 pm

This thread has the potential to be legendary.

jacktor · **Joined:** Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:29 am **Posts:** 4598

B wrote:

jacktor wrote:

What was that strippers name, something like Honey Fuzz, i think?

You blew it there .... All the strippers that I stalk have better names.

actually, dont you remember, you were at a blaxsploitation themed strip club called the "ILL NA NA", you must have had a psychic break due to all that stress and covering up

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

is B's wife lurking the board or something?

inadvertent imitation · **Posted:** Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:25 pm

Spike wrote:

is B's wife lurking the board or something?

Yeah. If she behaves, I let her use my computer for 15 minutes and RM is my homepage.

Things B has said about his wife

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