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Kesseli
 Post subject: If you were an Alien...
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...what question would you make to an earth man?

Mine would be:

"If you crap all the bad things you eat why you dont you eat only good things?"

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Kesseli wrote:
...what question would you make to an earth man?

Mine would be:

"If you crap all the bad things you eat why you dont you eat only good things?"


"Are you gonna take me to your leader, or am I gonna have to laser blast your humanoid ass?"

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"What is this big Ann Arbor trip?"
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but seriously i will ask

"Why won't you people believe that you have seen me?"

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where is that humanoid tom cruise? keep him away.

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jacktor wrote:
whats with boobies


whats with male nipples?
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where are you hiding Whitney-2951?

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
where are you hiding Whitney-2951?


great post

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