Yeah, you read that right: condorsquitos. Has anyone else seen these? That's not what they're really called, but we've got some MASSIVE mosquitos around here! They're, like, the size of condors! One got inside my house earlier and I FELT the damned thing when it bit me! It actually left a little hole in my arm that I can see!

Anyway, the COOLEST thing happened to me this morning! I was fixing myself a bowl of cereal for breakfast and I heard this weird sound outside my front door. Opened it up, and there were 13 TURKEYS all gathered around my front porch (Well, not so much "porch" as "slab-o-concrete on the ground with cement blocks as steps"). They looked delicious...J/K. Anyway, all 4 of my kitties were out there amongst them, eating the kitty crunchies I put out for their breakfast, completely ignoring this bakers' dozen of ugly fowl. These things were literally like anywhere from 5 to 6 feet away from me! When I opened my door, they just kinda nonchalantly looked at me and went back to whatever they were doing. I just stood there amongst a group of turkeys for about 5 minutes, then they all just kinda up and meandered around the side of the house, into the back yard, and then walked off back into the woods.

That was cool! There's usually a few out at the edge of the property a couple of times a week, but I've never seen so many of 'em so close to my house before! When hunting season comes, I'll have to tell my uncles to just come hang out in my yard.

Do you have a digital camera? We need pictures.

No. I have this
But this is what it felt like:

they were looking for Goblox.

Sometimes smog and homeless people gather at my front stoop.

we have condors here :sun:

We have mosquitos the size of condors here...
Ew, and buzzards. Them's nasty thangs. ...Yes, I so just said that.

I watched that episode yesterday.