Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:51 pm Posts: 14534 Location: Mesa,AZ
Roger Clyne wrote:
I stepped off the bus in memphis, stumbled into the first saloon i could find. i bellied up to the rail and i summoned my barkeep, ordered up tequila, some salt, and a lime. she said, "son, you ain't from around here, is you?" and i said politely, "no, no, maam, i ain't" she said, "son, well, let me give you a little bit of friendly southern advice. we don't use that junk round here for nothin' cept well, maybe, thinnin' out paint." and she said, "son, why don't you just take a look around and tell me what you see." i saw a lot of white felt stetson hats and gator skin boots and every southern man who had a lady on his arm was drinking whiskey. so i said, "i do not wish to be out of order here, i am not a tramp or a bum. the dusty mexican border lands are where i've just come from. so, with all due respect and deference, tequila is my preference."
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Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:09 pm Posts: 9363 Location: Manhattan Beach California
bart d. wrote:
Doug RR wrote:
Spike wrote:
i had nineteen straight SoCo's once and slept in a bathtub
did you wake up without a kidney laying in ice?
Why would he have a kidney laying in ice?
grammatical error on my part......wake up without your kidney and you are laying in ice....meh, nevermind..its an old wivestale of what happend alot in vegas hotel rooms.....
i had nineteen straight SoCo's once and slept in a bathtub
did you wake up without a kidney laying in ice?
Why would he have a kidney laying in ice?
grammatical error on my part......wake up without your kidney and you are laying in ice....meh, nevermind..its an old wivestale of what happend alot in vegas hotel rooms.....
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:09 pm Posts: 9363 Location: Manhattan Beach California
bart d. wrote:
Doug RR wrote:
bart d. wrote:
Doug RR wrote:
Spike wrote:
i had nineteen straight SoCo's once and slept in a bathtub
did you wake up without a kidney laying in ice?
Why would he have a kidney laying in ice?
grammatical error on my part......wake up without your kidney and you are laying in ice....meh, nevermind..its an old wivestale of what happend alot in vegas hotel rooms.....
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas, whoever he was.
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:47 pm Posts: 13660 Location: Long Island Gender: Male
Spike wrote:
Clubber wrote:
Spike wrote:
Clubber wrote:
i had 12 straight vodka shots, about an hour later i was passed out in the snow
for how long?
for about 3 hours til people threw me back inside the house. Of course i threw up a kidney or 2 before that.
frostbite?
i believe so but i never went to the doctor for it. My hands and feet have issues when it's cold. I always thought it was hereditary but the experts say it isn't. My father passed out in the snow in Germany and has bad frostbite. He gets a check for like $300 a month because of the "disability" from being in the Army. Little did they know he just got drunk and passed out in the snow. Me and dad, partners for life. Cheers!
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