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thats messed up.
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what does that sticker/patch say on that kid's bag?
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
what does that sticker/patch say on that kid's bag?
I the violin
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
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Cal Varnsen wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
what does that sticker/patch say on that kid's bag?
I the violin
oh, it's a violin case, right.
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Dolphin Boy: [Are you going to eat me?]
Monster: [Well, that's kinda what I do.]
Dolphin Boy: [How come?]
Monster: [Gosh... nobody ever asked me that. They just scream at me. And all that screaming really upsets me. So I eat them.]
Dolphin Boy: [No one is ever nice to me, either. It's because I'm... fat.]
Monster: [Hey, now... you're not fat. You're husky.]
Dolphin Boy: [Thanks. You're nice.]
Monster: [Will you be my... friend?]
Dolphin Boy: [Yes! Yes!]
The monster and Dolphin Boy reach out to touch fingertips, ET-style The monster seems to hesitate.Dolphin Boy and the monster touch fingertips, and there's a spark. Dolphin Boy grimaces in pain, his fingertip burnt and blackened.
Dolphin Boy: [Ow! You burned my finger you ugly stupid stinking monster!]
Monster: [Oh, no! I'm sorry. Sorry you're so freaking fat!]
Dolphin Boy: [You said I was husky!]
Monster: [Guess I was blinded by your fat.]
Dolphin Boy: [I thought we were friends.]
Monster: [Fat makes you think crazy things.]
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