1. Make the attacker drop the banana.
2. Eat the banana to disarm it.

Did you go to the zoo? Did the monkeys make fun of you again?

they are so cruel... but this is not about them. I just wanna make sure that when anyone here is attacked by someone with a banana they know what to do.

Would this work for any fruit filled weapons?

with slight differences, yeah. it basically works for any fruit. but I thought, let's just handle one fruit at a time.

If only you posted that last night,

I got attacked by a banana wielding madman last night

Hey! I'm supposed to be the one spewing senseless Monty Python quotes! Stop stealing my moves!

"There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when
I say none, I mean there is a certain amount."

What about the peel?

You're getting ahead of yourself there. Different peels and skins will be adressed together, later on in the course.

And just to make sure the roles on this board are well and truely established:

"Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark"