yesterday i had a heavy set guy that looked like elvis. he was talking with that accent, too. he was cracking us up with all these crazy ass stories. hilarious guy.

I went out to eat once and the waiter had a fake eastern european accent. The second he walked away he talked just like me.

a cabbie once locked my friends and i in the car until he finished telling us this story about how he made a smoking device out of a cauldron a spoon and a large rock.

another fun one was when our car pulled up to another and the drivers kept gesturing back and forth until the other guy yells "nahh, just take them where they wanna go" and our driver laughed and rolled up his window. creeeeeepy.