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What are some weird or disturbing rumours you have heard? Not urban legends, but stuff about a friend, classmate, coworker, etc.
There's a rumor going around today that a freshman girl gave a handjob to a dog at a party, and she herself has supposedly admitted as much. Strange part is, the girl is pretty damn hot.
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ericd102 wrote:
What are some weird or disturbing rumours you have heard? Not urban legends, but stuff about a friend, classmate, coworker, etc.
There's a rumor going around today that a freshman girl gave a handjob to a dog at a party, and she herself has supposedly admitted as much. Strange part is, the girl is pretty damn hot.
This would be even more alarming if the hand job occured at church...
_________________ ...and then they made me their chief.
i was 23-25, somewhere around there. some girl comes into work and asks me if linda called me. i looked at her and said, who the fuck is linda.
she then tells me who she is, and i was like, why on gods green earth would she call me? linda, ummmm had a less than stellar reputation in highschool. i never even thought about doing anything with her even in fantasy land, but this girl at work says, im not going to say until linda talks to you.
so that night, linda calls me from colorado and makes sure i am who she thinks i am. after i assure her i am indeed jerry, she tells me the following:
someone called her mother two nights ago, said they were me, and that when we were in highschool, i fucked your daughter a few times and came on her face. i just tested positive for HIV, and i want you to know your daughter is going to die.
the funny thing is, linda asks me, did we ever do anything in highschool?
i laughed a, how in the fuck could you not remember who you slept with you whore laugh, and assured her i would never have touched her and hung up
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_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
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Peeps wrote:
i was 23-25, somewhere around there. some girl comes into work and asks me if linda called me. i looked at her and said, who the fuck is linda.
she then tells me who she is, and i was like, why on gods green earth would she call me? linda, ummmm had a less than stellar reputation in highschool. i never even thought about doing anything with her even in fantasy land, but this girl at work says, im not going to say until linda talks to you.
so that night, linda calls me from colorado and makes sure i am who she thinks i am. after i assure her i am indeed jerry, she tells me the following:
someone called her mother two nights ago, said they were me, and that when we were in highschool, i fucked your daughter a few times and came on her face. i just tested positive for HIV, and i want you to know your daughter is going to die.
the funny thing is, linda asks me, did we ever do anything in highschool?
i laughed a, how in the fuck could you not remember who you slept with you whore laugh, and assured her i would never have touched her and hung up
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washmykev wrote:
Peeps wrote:
i was 23-25, somewhere around there. some girl comes into work and asks me if linda called me. i looked at her and said, who the fuck is linda.
she then tells me who she is, and i was like, why on gods green earth would she call me? linda, ummmm had a less than stellar reputation in highschool. i never even thought about doing anything with her even in fantasy land, but this girl at work says, im not going to say until linda talks to you.
so that night, linda calls me from colorado and makes sure i am who she thinks i am. after i assure her i am indeed jerry, she tells me the following:
someone called her mother two nights ago, said they were me, and that when we were in highschool, i fucked your daughter a few times and came on her face. i just tested positive for HIV, and i want you to know your daughter is going to die.
the funny thing is, linda asks me, did we ever do anything in highschool?
i laughed a, how in the fuck could you not remember who you slept with you whore laugh, and assured her i would never have touched her and hung up
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:30 am Posts: 6116 Location: NC
Blind Melvana wrote:
washmykev wrote:
Peeps wrote:
i was 23-25, somewhere around there. some girl comes into work and asks me if linda called me. i looked at her and said, who the fuck is linda.
she then tells me who she is, and i was like, why on gods green earth would she call me? linda, ummmm had a less than stellar reputation in highschool. i never even thought about doing anything with her even in fantasy land, but this girl at work says, im not going to say until linda talks to you.
so that night, linda calls me from colorado and makes sure i am who she thinks i am. after i assure her i am indeed jerry, she tells me the following:
someone called her mother two nights ago, said they were me, and that when we were in highschool, i fucked your daughter a few times and came on her face. i just tested positive for HIV, and i want you to know your daughter is going to die.
the funny thing is, linda asks me, did we ever do anything in highschool?
i laughed a, how in the fuck could you not remember who you slept with you whore laugh, and assured her i would never have touched her and hung up
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:25 am Posts: 3942 Location: The Harbour Steps
washmykev wrote:
Blind Melvana wrote:
washmykev wrote:
Peeps wrote:
i was 23-25, somewhere around there. some girl comes into work and asks me if linda called me. i looked at her and said, who the fuck is linda.
she then tells me who she is, and i was like, why on gods green earth would she call me? linda, ummmm had a less than stellar reputation in highschool. i never even thought about doing anything with her even in fantasy land, but this girl at work says, im not going to say until linda talks to you.
so that night, linda calls me from colorado and makes sure i am who she thinks i am. after i assure her i am indeed jerry, she tells me the following:
someone called her mother two nights ago, said they were me, and that when we were in highschool, i fucked your daughter a few times and came on her face. i just tested positive for HIV, and i want you to know your daughter is going to die.
the funny thing is, linda asks me, did we ever do anything in highschool?
i laughed a, how in the fuck could you not remember who you slept with you whore laugh, and assured her i would never have touched her and hung up
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 6:30 am Posts: 6116 Location: NC
Blind Melvana wrote:
washmykev wrote:
Blind Melvana wrote:
washmykev wrote:
Peeps wrote:
i was 23-25, somewhere around there. some girl comes into work and asks me if linda called me. i looked at her and said, who the fuck is linda.
she then tells me who she is, and i was like, why on gods green earth would she call me? linda, ummmm had a less than stellar reputation in highschool. i never even thought about doing anything with her even in fantasy land, but this girl at work says, im not going to say until linda talks to you.
so that night, linda calls me from colorado and makes sure i am who she thinks i am. after i assure her i am indeed jerry, she tells me the following:
someone called her mother two nights ago, said they were me, and that when we were in highschool, i fucked your daughter a few times and came on her face. i just tested positive for HIV, and i want you to know your daughter is going to die.
the funny thing is, linda asks me, did we ever do anything in highschool?
i laughed a, how in the fuck could you not remember who you slept with you whore laugh, and assured her i would never have touched her and hung up
That never happened.
I'm gonna go ahead and agree here.
This is why i love you.
You love me long time?
Not too long. I think this is the first interaction i've ever had with you on RM. So... about as long as you made that post, i'd say.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:25 am Posts: 3942 Location: The Harbour Steps
washmykev wrote:
Blind Melvana wrote:
washmykev wrote:
Blind Melvana wrote:
washmykev wrote:
Peeps wrote:
i was 23-25, somewhere around there. some girl comes into work and asks me if linda called me. i looked at her and said, who the fuck is linda.
she then tells me who she is, and i was like, why on gods green earth would she call me? linda, ummmm had a less than stellar reputation in highschool. i never even thought about doing anything with her even in fantasy land, but this girl at work says, im not going to say until linda talks to you.
so that night, linda calls me from colorado and makes sure i am who she thinks i am. after i assure her i am indeed jerry, she tells me the following:
someone called her mother two nights ago, said they were me, and that when we were in highschool, i fucked your daughter a few times and came on her face. i just tested positive for HIV, and i want you to know your daughter is going to die.
the funny thing is, linda asks me, did we ever do anything in highschool?
i laughed a, how in the fuck could you not remember who you slept with you whore laugh, and assured her i would never have touched her and hung up
That never happened.
I'm gonna go ahead and agree here.
This is why i love you.
You love me long time?
Not too long. I think this is the first interaction i've ever had with you on RM. So... about as long as you made that post, i'd say.
You've made quite the impression, though.
Looks like we're going in baby steps. I'm blue-balled again.
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