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Raziel: damn... can't sleep with all the sexual harassment on this board
This reminded me of a poem my friends and I wrote on Poetry Day in Health Class:
Unwanted touching,
unwelcome advances;
Please, mister mister,
keep your hands out of my pantses
Incest,
molest;
now I cannot rest!
If your heart was broken,
you'd be dead.
*dust*
FIN
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lutor3f wrote:
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock
Raziel: damn... can't sleep with all the sexual harassment on this board This reminded me of a poem my friends and I wrote on Poetry Day in Health Class:
Unwanted touching, unwelcome advances; Please, mister mister, keep your hands out of my pantses
Incest, molest; now I cannot rest! If your heart was broken, you'd be dead.
*dust*
FIN
I think I read that poem on your myspace before, didn't I?
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:51 am Posts: 15460 Location: Long Island, New York
Raziel wrote:
bullet proof wrote:
Raziel: damn... can't sleep with all the sexual harassment on this board This reminded me of a poem my friends and I wrote on Poetry Day in Health Class:
Unwanted touching, unwelcome advances; Please, mister mister, keep your hands out of my pantses
Incest, molest; now I cannot rest! If your heart was broken, you'd be dead.
*dust*
FIN
I think I read that poem on your myspace before, didn't I?
I never linked a myspace, but it might be on there
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lutor3f wrote:
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:04 pm Posts: 39920 Gender: Male
Knight Rider wrote:
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sexual Harassment Panda. Who explains sexual harassment to you and me? Sexual Harassment Panda. "Don't say that! Don't touch there! Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear. He's come to tell you what's right and wrong. Sexual Harassment Panda.
at least three times a day if i spoke my mind would i get sued, for example..
i sent out this email today:
Also on a side note, when you email me that you are having a problem with your PC, if you can be as specific about the problem as you can, it would help me tremendously. I understand that not everyone is current with the computer lingo out there, but requests such as, My computer is acting funny, or my computer is weird, doesn’t really help me too much in the diagnosis of the problem. If you rephrased it to, when I am in complete closer and request a file, a small fire erupts, would be better descriptions for me to go by.
the one very pretty gal responds with this:
THE FIRES ONLY ERUPT AFTER YOU HAVE WORKED ON MY THINGY THAT I PRESS THE BUTTONS ON AND WORK COME ON A UPRIGHTED LIKE TABLET.
i wanted to email back, when i have worked on your thingy huh?
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am Posts: 12700 Location: ...a town in north Ontario...
Peeps wrote:
at least three times a day if i spoke my mind would i get sued, for example..
i sent out this email today:
Also on a side note, when you email me that you are having a problem with your PC, if you can be as specific about the problem as you can, it would help me tremendously. I understand that not everyone is current with the computer lingo out there, but requests such as, My computer is acting funny, or my computer is weird, doesn’t really help me too much in the diagnosis of the problem. If you rephrased it to, when I am in complete closer and request a file, a small fire erupts, would be better descriptions for me to go by.
the one very pretty gal responds with this:
THE FIRES ONLY ERUPT AFTER YOU HAVE WORKED ON MY THINGY THAT I PRESS THE BUTTONS ON AND WORK COME ON A UPRIGHTED LIKE TABLET.
i wanted to email back, when i have worked on your thingy huh?
Pervert.
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this gal, (the same one from the pooping part duece story) is by far the prettiest gal i have been within 3 feet of that i didnt have to slip a 5 spot in her gstring. looking at her, i would have guessed she was about 24 or 25 at the most. i have recently found out she is married and has a son in the 9th grade
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am Posts: 12700 Location: ...a town in north Ontario...
Peeps wrote:
PhilPritchard wrote:
Pervert.
i completely admit it.
this gal, (the same one from the pooping part duece story) is by far the prettiest gal i have been within 3 feet of that i didnt have to slip a 5 spot in her gstring. looking at her, i would have guessed she was about 24 or 25 at the most. i have recently found out she is married and has a son in the 9th grade
You know what you should do... slip a 5 spot in her gstring. She'll like you because you didn't have to do it, but you just did it out of the goodness of your heart.
_________________ I think we relinquished enough... and it's still dark enough... and it goes on and on and on...
You know what you should do... slip a 5 spot in her gstring. She'll like you because you didn't have to do it, but you just did it out of the goodness of your heart.
and yet you waste your time here on RM....its a shame, cause thats a brilliant idea....id get fired for it, but brilliant just the same
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 am Posts: 12700 Location: ...a town in north Ontario...
Peeps wrote:
PhilPritchard wrote:
You know what you should do... slip a 5 spot in her gstring. She'll like you because you didn't have to do it, but you just did it out of the goodness of your heart.
and yet you waste your time here on RM....its a shame, cause thats a brilliant idea....id get fired for it, but brilliant just the same
Good luck at work tomorrow.
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