is son short for sonny? who is this son guy? is he italian?

Ra
(aka Re)
Sun-god of Heliopolis (known to the Egyptians as Annu),
head of the Heliopolitan ennead. He was considered self
created and the creator of all. He is the father of Tefnut
and Shu. Ra has been known by many names and takes many
different forms. This makes him one of the most confusing
gods to understand. At sunrise he is Khepera, represented
by the sacred scarab. Around noon, when the sun is at its full power,
he is Ra. At sunset, when the sun is said to be weak and growing
old, he is Tem or Temu. He travels across the sky with the sun
upon his head in two boats. The boat used in the morning is called
Matet, which means becoming stronger. From midday on he travels
in the Semktet (growing weak) boat. When he has set, he begins
his journey into the underworld or the Duat/Tuat. Here he encounters
many dangers and foes. Chief amoung them is a creature called Apep.
He usually wins his battles with Apep and is then born anew as Khepera.
On a number of occasions Ra has been merged with other solar deity.
For example, one of the oldest sun gods was Horus (Heru), not be confused
with Horus, son of Osiris. When these two gods merged they/he
was called Ra-Harakhty, meaning Horus of the Horizon. In later times
Ra was merged with the Theban god Amen, to become Amen-Ra.

Imagine if he actually had have existed. The wonderment, enlightenment and triteness.

And he probably wore sandals, cunt. Long haired hippy types, the type of guy who arrives at your party, drinks your wine and fucking decides to fry fish in the middle of the night. Well I, for one, can't be doing with it.

long live Pilate

i bet the first vagina he created was the size of the chunnel, cuz i'm damn sure he made his dick that big.

oh, then i know him.

he thought you did that cuz u liked him?

wow, he'll be hurt when i tell him that what he decribed as 'the most romantic anal experience' was really just another paycheck.

It's like trying fit a square peg into a round hole. Best just left to those with a carpenter's wood file.

God bless God. Amen

Holly-loo-yah.