I fell off my tricycle into a rock garden and split my lip and I walked into a hot carving fork that my grandfather was holding.

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i got a c section when i was 5

what are those things called in english?

on my first day of the 3rd year in elementary when we came back to school they had installed that thing. but instead of the tires you see on the above picture, there was like a triangular piece of metal under the seat. My leg got underneath (right above the knee) and the thing almost went all the way through. I felt some discomfort but didn't look until some girl started to scream at me pointing at my leg. so i look down and my whole leg is covered in blood. That's where the pain kicked in. totally fucked up the backseat of my teachers car. lost a shitload of blood. 60 some stitches later and all you can see now is a tiny little scar.

Teeter-Totters or See-Saws

the movie "Beaches"

the time when i inadvertently caught my pee-pee in a bear-trap

Circumsizion, then also sticking a knife thru my finger.

Self-circumcision is dangerous.

also, you cannot circumsize a finger.

2 scars when I was younger:

1. Fell down a few stairs and broke my glasses, which cut into my left eyebrow.

2. When I had my appendix removed.

I ran into a tree.

Oh, I think you can...

you try first

Hmmm. Why don't you try circumcising your penis first?

1. slipping on some ice and sliding down the sidewalk, across the driveway, and under my mother's station wagon. busted open my chin and had to get stitches. supposedly, a plastic surgeon did it so i wouldn't have a scar, but i do.
2. my mother.
3. i bit through the inside of my bottom lip when i was trying to not get caught jumping on my bed. i still have a flap.

because:

i was riding on the handlebars of a bike and we crashed into a fence my 2 front teeth went right through my lip. good thing i was only 6 and they were baby teeth

i was riding down a hill on my bike very fast when i thought i passed the block i lived on (i was on a concrete path surrounded by trees so i couldn't really tell) i don't know why i freaked so much, but i jammed hard on the breaks and flew right over the handle bars to the ground. my thumb scraped the concrete and i still have the scar..... i was @ 10

i have several small scars on both knees, just from fighting with my brother and various falls...everytime i see a picture of myself at about 5 or 6, i have a bandaid on my knee

very slight scar on my forehead from a curling iron incident

my forever-sick-stressed-out-taking-it-out-on-me-allot-of-the-time mother...and...
my near fatal dui accident...