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 Post subject: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:42 pm 
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"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

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W3 SHAL NOT FLAG OR FALE!!11!!11 OMG WTF LOL WA SHAL GO ON 2 TEH 3ND!!!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL WE SHAL FIGHT IN FRANCA W3 SHAL FIGHT ON TEH SEAS AND DA OCAANS W3 SHAL FIGHT WIT GROWNG CONFIEDNCA AND GROWNG STRENGTH IN DA ARE WE SHAL D3FAND OUR ISLAND WUT DA COST MAY B!1!111!! OMG LOL WE SHAL FIGHT ON TEH BACHES WE SHAL FIGHT ON TEH LANDNG GROUNDS W3 SHAL FIGHT IN DA FEILDS AND IN DA STRETS W3 SHAL FIGHT IN DA HILS WE SHAL NAVER SURANDAR!1!11 OMG


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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:46 pm 
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OMG

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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
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IN FOURTEN HUNDR3D NIENTY-TWO
COLUMBUS SALEED DA OC3AN BLUA
HA HAD THRE SHIPS AND L3FT FROM SPANE
HE SALEED THROUGH SUNSHIEN WIND AND RANE
OMG LOL H3 SALE3D BY NIGHT HA SALE3D BY DAY
HE UESD DA STARS 2 FIND HIS WAY
A COMPAS ALSO HALPAD HIM KNOW
HOW 2 FIND TEH WAY 2 GO
NIENTY!!1!!1111 SALEORS WER3 ON BOARD
SOM3 MEN WORKAD WHIEL OTHERS SNOR3D
THAN! LOL TEH WORKARS WENT 2 SLEP
AND OTH3RS WATCHED TEH OC3AN DEP
DAYAFTER DAY THAY LOKAD FOR LAND
TH3Y DREMED OF TRES AND ROX AND SAND
OC2BR 12!!!1!1 THEYRE DR3M CME U NEVAR SAW A HAPEIR CR3W
INDIANS!!1!! LOL INDIANS!1!!!!1! OMG WTF COLUMBUS CREID

HIS HEART WAS FILAD WIT JOYFUL PRIED
BUT!!1111!!1 WTF LOL INDIA DA LAND WAS NOT
IT WAS TEH BAHMAS AND IT WAS HOT

THA!!11!!!!! WTF ARAKAWA NATIEVS WERA VARY NIEC
TH3Y GAEV DA SALEORS FOD AND SPIEC
COLUMBUS!1!1!!!1 LOL SALEAD ON 2 FIND SOMA GOLD
2 BRNG BAK HOM3 AS HED BAN 2LD
HE!111111 MAED TEH TRIP AGANE AND AGANE
TRADNG GOLD 2 BRNG 2 SPANE
THA!11!!1!!1 OMG FIRST MARICAN????!?!! OMG WTF LOL NO NOT QUIET
BUT!!!1!!! LOL COLUMBUS WAS BRAEV AND H3 WAS BRIGHT!!1!11

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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:58 pm 
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parchy wrote:
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"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

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W3 SHAL NOT FLAG OR FALE!!11!!11 OMG WTF LOL WA SHAL GO ON 2 the 3ND!!!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL WE SHAL FIGHT IN FRANCA W3 SHAL FIGHT ON the SEAS AND DA OCAANS W3 SHAL FIGHT WIT GROWNG CONFIEDNCA AND GROWNG STRENGTH IN DA ARE WE SHAL D3FAND OUR ISLAND WUT DA COST MAY B!1!111!! OMG LOL WE SHAL FIGHT ON the BACHES WE SHAL FIGHT ON the LANDNG GROUNDS W3 SHAL FIGHT IN DA FEILDS AND IN DA STRETS W3 SHAL FIGHT IN DA HILS WE SHAL NAVER SURANDAR!1!11 OMG


There are people on this board much older than 12 who talk like that.

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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:08 pm 
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U B
GONG OUT WIT RADIO
GONG OUT WIT DISCO
GONG OUT LIEK BACHANAL
IL B
GONG OUT WIT TEL3PHONE
GONG OUT ALONE
2 DA RADAR ZONE
ITS AL JUST INADV3RTANT IMITATION
AND I DONT M3AN MIEN
ITS AL ACROS THES NATION
IF ITS JUST INADVARTANT SIMULATION
A PATERN IN AL WUT GOT TEH WHOLE WORLD FAKNG
[?!!!!??!? WTF FIND MORE LYRIS AT WWMP3LYRISORG/DRX6!!!11! OMG ]
IL B PLAYNG WIT MAH MAGAZIEN
USNG UP MAH LISTARIEN
LIEK OVALTIEN
AND U B
DIPNG IN UR BATLESHIP
FOR TEH LAETST TIP
FOR TEH LAETST DRAM
ITS AL JUST INADVARTANT IMITATION
AND I DONT MEAN MIEN
ITS AL ACROS THES NATION
IF ITS JUST INADVARTANT SIMULATION
A PATARN IN AL WUT GOT TEH WHOLE WORLD FAKNG
IF??!??! OMG ITS JUST INADV3RTANT IMITATION
A PATERN IN AL WUT GOT DA WHOLA WORLD WUT??!?? OMG WTF LOL GOT DA WHOL3 WORLD WUT??!??!??! GOT DA WHOLE WORLD FAKNG????? WTF

groetjes,
Mirella :)

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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:09 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:11 pm 
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Mirella wrote:
A PATERN IN AL WUT GOT DA WHOLA WORLD WUT??!?? OMG WTF LOL GOT DA WHOL3 WORLD WUT??!??!??! GOT DA WHOLE WORLD FAKNG????? WTF

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:23 pm 
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sorry, but i couldn't resist:
HI MAH NME SI VINY AND I LIEK 2 SMOKE DA DANK SHIT MAN. MAH WEEDZ DA SHIT. I MEAN 1 GAT GEEKED AND POST ABOUT IT ON TEH INT3RNET!11!11 LOL I ALSO LOVEEEEA XANY BARS AND MAH MOMS VoDKa

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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:45 pm 
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PeopleMyAge wrote:
sorry, but i couldn't resist:
HI MAH NME SI VINY AND I LIEK 2 SMOKE DA DANK SHIT MAN. MAH WEEDZ DA SHIT. I MEAN 1 GAT GEEKED AND POST ABOUT IT ON the INT3RNET!11!11 LOL I ALSO LOVEEEEA XANY BARS AND MAH MOMS VoDKa


Chuck, this is legitimately funny. Good work. You may learn yet.

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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:50 pm 
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MAH MIEL CUD NOT
PUMP TEH PLUMB
IN MAH ARBOR TIL MAH ARDOR
TRUMPED AV3RY IN3R IENRTIA
LUMP SUM

AL AT ONCE
RUSHNG FROM DA SUB-PUMP


Bon Iver still doesn't make any sense :?



R U FUKNG SERIOIUS????? OMG LOL

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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:14 am 
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TEH WORDS OF TEH PRAACHAR DA SON OF DAVID KNG IN J3RUSAELM

VANITY!!1!1!1! OMG LOL OF VANITEIS SATEH DA PREACHER VANITY OF VANITEIS AL SI WUT!1!!1! OMG LOL PROFIT HATH A MAN OF AL HIS LABOUR WHICH HE TAEKTH UNDAR DA SUN

4?!!?!!! OMG WTF LOL ONE GANERATION PASETH AWAY AND ANOTH3R G3NERATION COMETH BUT DA AARTH ABIEDTH FOR EVER

THE!!11!! SUN ALSO ARIESTH AND DA SUN GOETH DOWN AND HASTATH 2 HIS PLAEC WH3RA HA AROS3

THE!!!1!! LOL WIND GO3TH 2WARD DA SOUTH AND TURN3TH ABOUT UN2 DA NORTH IT WHIRLETH ABOUT CONTINUALY AND TEH WIND RATURN3TH AGANE ACORDNG 2 HIS CIRCUITS

AL!1111 TEH RIEVRS RUN IN2 DA SEA YAT TEH SEA SI NOT FUL UN2 TEH PLAEC FROM WHENCE TEH RIEVRS COMA THITH3R THEY RETURN AGANE

AL!111!1 THNGS R FUL OF LABOUR MAN CANOT UTER IT TEH 3Y3 SI NOT SATISFEID WIT SENG NOR DA EAR FILAD WIT H3ARNG

THE!11!1 OMG WTF THNG TAHT HATH B3N IT SI TAHT WHICH SHAL B AND TAHT WHICH SI DON3 SI TAHT WHICH SHAL B DONA AND THEIR SI NO NU THNG UNDAR TEH SUN

IS!!1!!11!1 OMG LOL THEIR ANY THNG WH3REOF IT MAY B SADE SE THES SI NEW?!!???! LOL IT HATH BEN ALR3ADY OF OLD TIEM WHICH WAS BFORE US

!!111 WTF LOL

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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:17 am 
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thanks mickey and wonderboy 8)

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 Post subject: Re: AOL 12-year old translator
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TEH PATH OF TEH RIGHTAOS MAN SI BS3T ON AL SIEDS BY TEH INIQUITEIS OF DA SELFISH AND TEH TYRANY OF EVIL MAN!!!11! WTF LOL BLASAD SI H3 WHO IN DA NM3 OF CHARITY AND GOD WIL SH3PH3RDS TEH WEAK THROUGH DA VAL3Y OF DARKN3S FOR HE SI TRULEY HIS BROTH3RS KEPER AND DA FINDER OF LOST CHILDR3N!!1111 AND I WIL STRIEK DOWN UPON THE WIT GRAAT VENGEANCA AND FURIOS ANG3R THOS3 WHO WUD ATAMPT 2 POISON AND D3STROY MAH BROTH3RS!!1!111! WTF LOL AND U WIL KNOW MAH NME SI DA LORD WHEN I LAY MAH VENG3ANC3 UPON THE!11!!!1 OMG LOL

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