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The idea is you post stories, and people decide whether it was smooth or not smooth.
I had nothing in my apartment to eat except peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The problem was I had no milk. So I decided to go ask my neighbor if she had any. Went over there we talked a little, she mentioned her recent break up, drinking alone, and playing their song over and over again (she thought i heard it and thought she was crazy). I told her i hadn't noticed, and she mentioned something about hearing me play guitar, and that she's been wanting to learn. I told her next time she finds herself drinking alone, to bring the bottle and the guitar over to my place and I'd give her some lessons. We talked a bit longer, and then I left to eat a PB and J. That night I drew out a coupon with a picture of a guitar that read "Free Geetar Lesson... Redeemable at Apartment #2 or Participating Chuck e Cheese Locations" and put it in her mail box.
So was it smooth or not? I'll let you know how it develops.
and share your smooth or not experiences too
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thodoks wrote:
Man, they really will give anyone an internet connection these days.
i don't know about smooth, but cute a little goofy always got my attention.
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Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 18376 Location: outta space Gender: Male
well just ran into her, and the jury was proven smooth. she's planning on cashing it in. my intention with the coupon was just a funny way to let her know that i wasn't just saying i'd give her a free lesson to say something... its not like i wrote my number and email on it
and hastings i use heavy guage guitar strings, even franks penis prolly would suffer from their toughness... its a big step from putting it in an 18 year olds ass
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thodoks wrote:
Man, they really will give anyone an internet connection these days.
well just ran into her, and the jury was proven smooth. she's planning on cashing it in. my intention with the coupon was just a funny way to let her know that i wasn't just saying i'd give her a free lesson to say something... its not like i wrote my number and email on it
and hastings i use heavy guage guitar strings, even franks penis prolly would suffer from their toughness... its a big step from putting it in an 18 year olds ass
Is that coming from experience? lol
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Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:03 am Posts: 18376 Location: outta space Gender: Male
EastHastings wrote:
windedsailor wrote:
well just ran into her, and the jury was proven smooth. she's planning on cashing it in. my intention with the coupon was just a funny way to let her know that i wasn't just saying i'd give her a free lesson to say something... its not like i wrote my number and email on it
and hastings i use heavy guage guitar strings, even franks penis prolly would suffer from their toughness... its a big step from putting it in an 18 year olds ass
Is that coming from experience? lol
lots of things happened during the war i'd rather not talk about
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thodoks wrote:
Man, they really will give anyone an internet connection these days.
well just ran into her, and the jury was proven smooth. she's planning on cashing it in. my intention with the coupon was just a funny way to let her know that i wasn't just saying i'd give her a free lesson to say something... its not like i wrote my number and email on it
and hastings i use heavy guage guitar strings, even franks penis prolly would suffer from their toughness... its a big step from putting it in an 18 year olds ass
Is that coming from experience? lol
lots of things happened during the war i'd rather not talk about
Did you give the poor kid a coupon first?
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