Is this considered incest if there's no actual intercourse involved?

unless it's with bostonlou, I think.

i did bang your mom like a screen door in a hurricane last night... so that may count?

oh and pops was in the corner smashing his prick with a mullet

yes mullet

ok, so you like to fuck dead people, because my mother's been dead since 1979... that would make you more a skeleton fucker though. either way, that was kind of a lame reply, and not really worthy of posting in response to my joke.

Try again, pls.

it was a lame reply to a lame joke ... actually i couldn't even tell yours was a joke.. solly

and dead people put up the least amount of resistance...

just stop

whenever I do this, I never seem to have enough paper towels

I just use the dog... sure he gets a little matted but whatever ... the floor gets a good as new shine to it

hmmm, good idea. I can use one of the three cats I guess.