Yay or nay? Hygiene is a must, of course, but I enjoy it. People say that makes me freaky, but I can't help being an assman.

Thoughts?

This is my kind of subject! I'm a fan of putting anything in a girl's ass, whether it's a tongue, thumbs or a zucchini.

Do you mean tossing another girl's salad, or...uh...getting your own salad tossed?

Tossing a girl's salad. I don't think I'd like it.

it really all depends on the gal


its not just something you flip her on her stomach and start doing, you gotta make sure its "safe" to do stuff there

and getting your salad tossed, dont knock it till ya have had it done

It feels good. You should try it if you can find a girl dirty enough to do it.

I'm saying, although I don't know about a zucchini. I should say that this lead to buttseks the first time I did it, so use this to your advantage lads.

I'm not bagging on you dudes, I think it would freak me out. I prefer to give, rather than receive, at least in this department.

Although I guess I should try it eventually.

So 'tossing salad' in American is 'tonguing the brown' in Aus?

I always thought it meant something else...

We also call it rimming.

Maybe you could try being felched, Nate.

*covers nates eyes*

put a little A1 sauce in brown town and get to lickin' fellas

Doesn't that involve gayness, though?

I posted that and then I realised it would be pretty hard for a straight man to be involved in felching unless he liked the taste of his own... you know... stuff.

Oh yeah, that's the straw thing, right? I'm not really down with that or any other snowball-esque experience.

I don't know if you have to use a straw...

This thread has taken a disgusting turn, let's get back to good 'ole fasioned ass licking.

OK, since we didn’t get in any trouble with Snatch and Jiz, and a couple of these other comics, I was partying one night with Crumb, Wilson and these other guys. And Wilson mentioned to me, he says, "I was talking to Ken Weaver and he had this real interesting word." I said what, "what it?" A word called "felch." I said, "what does that mean?" He said, "it is a real old term and it means orally withdrawing semen from someone’s lower digestive track after having anal sex." I said, "there’s a word for something like that?" That’s incredible that not only is there a word like that, but it has a provenance. Hell yeah, we’re going to do a felch comic. So I talked to Crumb, "yeah we’re going to do a felch comic."*