Joined: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:48 pm Posts: 4552 Location: Ohio Gender: Male
Today at lunch, I fell victim to a cruel prank. I was eating french fries with cheese and my friend Jakoub came up and said I had some on my face. So I went to wipe it off. What I didn't know is he put mayonaise on my hand when I wasn't looking. Needless to say, I get a ton of mayo all up on my face, and Sam goes "eww man you got cum on your face fag!" and then the whole table goes "Ewww" and pretty soon half the lunchroom is doing it. Everyone's looking at me with mayonaise on my mouth, and laughing. Then the security comes up and starts asking me "why I'm pulling a stunt". What the fuck? So Jakoub gets me a napkin and apologizes but I still have to go to the office after lunch. Security is vehemently saying I did it to get a rise out of people, and want me to get suspended for "Inciting a riot". I told them "why would I wanna make myself look like a fag in front of everyone". So now, everyone keeps coming up to me going "man why was everyone laughing at you today" or "that was hilarious". At least they all know it was mayo and not jizz.
Now I need to get revenge.
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Wait until that fuck is in gym class, find his normal clothes, and piss all over them while he's participating in gym. Or if you really have some moxie to you, take a shit on them and smear it all around. That oughtta teach that fuck, friend or not.
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dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
Wait until that fuck is in gym class, find his normal clothes, and piss all over them while he's participating in gym. Or if you really have some moxie to you, take a shit on them and smear it all around. That oughtta teach that fuck, friend or not.
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Last night my brother turned off all the lights in the house while I was in the bathroom, waited right by the door, and said "hello, clarice" inches from my face when I walked out.
What the fuck.
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:43 pm Posts: 7633 Location: Philly Del Fia Gender: Female
Dude, take the suspension. I never got that. . . forcing vacation days on a kid as a punishment. . . I always wanted to get suspended. I never got caught, though.
Next time your friend is out, act REALLY concerned, and start a rumor that he ran away with this gay guy he met on the internet.
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NaiveAndTrue wrote:
Dude, take the suspension. I never got that. . . forcing vacation days on a kid as a punishment. . . I always wanted to get suspended. I never got caught, though.
Next time your friend is out, act REALLY concerned, and start a rumor that he ran away with this gay guy he met on the internet.
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