Red Mosquito • View topic - What does your choice of drink say about you?

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

this came to my email this morning...

Before you order a drink in public or try figure our how to approach that really hot girl, you should read this!

It was forwarded to me in an email today.

It’s funny, but pay attention… There just may be some truth to it.

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could ‘nail’ a woman’s personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

Check out the results.

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her If she’s interested, she’ll send YOU a drink………

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk… and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however,
be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there…

PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum — The deal with guys is, as always, very
simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn’t give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He’s gay

Sober · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:37 pm

px wrote:

very
simple and clear cut:

Just wants to get laid.

Very funny.

dirtyfrank0705 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:11 pm

What about vodka for the men? What does that say about me?

Koufax · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:28 pm

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

What about vodka for the men? What does that say about me?

that you have a tiny wang and rule Camden with an iron fist?

hehe love ya brother!! peace

NaiveAndTrue · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:32 pm

Howsabout a straight Redbull on tap with lots of ice in a big cup??

malice · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:37 pm

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

What about vodka for the men? What does that say about me?

vodka is for real men. That's what they say about you, girl.

bart d. · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:32 am **Posts:** 17563

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

What about vodka for the men? What does that say about me?

You are Boris Yeltsin. Drink up, fatty.

Theresa · **Joined:** Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:59 pm **Posts:** 14656

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

What about vodka for the men? What does that say about me?

Nothing. you're dry, remember?

windedsailor · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:50 pm

i like milk

CopperTom · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:09 pm

NaiveAndTrue wrote:

Howsabout a straight Redbull on tap with lots of ice in a big cup??

Red Bull on tap? Does such a thing exist?

i got bugs · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:01 pm **Posts:** 14261

miluakees best -> cheap fuck

Human Bass · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:36 pm

I went to a show where there was this chocolate milk brand stand. It was awesome! they were serving nice shakes made with their product. No alcohol at all, just yummy chocolate milk.

psychobain · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:50 pm

Quote:

Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.

thats me

ThumbingMyWayToNFLD · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:45 pm

I drink a lot of cocktails, like Collins (especially Rum Collins). So what does that say about me?

Sunny · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:54 pm

You call Samuel Adams beer for the poor boy?

punkdavid · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:14 am

Sunny wrote:

You call Samuel Adams beer for the poor boy?

I think microbrews would fall more into the "import" category.

Deano · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:47 am

CopperTom wrote:

NaiveAndTrue wrote:

Howsabout a straight Redbull on tap with lots of ice in a big cup??

Red Bull on tap? Does such a thing exist?

This would be my question. My second would be what do they scrape you off the roof with afterwards. Red Bull on tap seems a scary thought, especially for a woman.

NaiveAndTrue · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:24 am

Deano wrote:

CopperTom wrote:

NaiveAndTrue wrote:

Howsabout a straight Redbull on tap with lots of ice in a big cup??

Red Bull on tap? Does such a thing exist?

This would be my question. My second would be what do they scrape you off the roof with afterwards. Red Bull on tap seems a scary thought, especially for a woman.

Yes, it's rare, but it does exist. SOOOO good. :li:

Go_State · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:35 am

NaiveAndTrue wrote:

Deano wrote:

CopperTom wrote:

NaiveAndTrue wrote:

Howsabout a straight Redbull on tap with lots of ice in a big cup??

Red Bull on tap? Does such a thing exist?

This would be my question. My second would be what do they scrape you off the roof with afterwards. Red Bull on tap seems a scary thought, especially for a woman.

Yes, it's rare, but it does exist. SOOOO good. :li:

If I was in a bar with Red Bull on tap that would be my cue to leave said bar.

Soma. · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:43 am

What the funt.

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