i've been sort of avoiding this for a while. i kind of have commitment issues, but i think this could add a nice degree of balance to my life. it will make the boring weeknights more exciting, plus i no longer live with my parents.

problem is finding a broad i like. another problem is that i'm currently unemployed. i'm also kind of a douchebag.

and you're black

spike will probably date you if you get him drunk.

but your honest about yourself. good luck out there, friend.

*inserts racist joke*

be honest, you would.

i'd let mowbs take me out for a good time, but no funny business

that's where the getting you drunk part would take effect

i'll take one if you got an extra

You do like Rap.

was this thread inspired by GVs thread?

what thread?

i guess no is the answer

where would you take me, babe?

we are a generation of men raised by women. i'm beginning to wonder if another woman is what we really need.

what kind of broads are you looking for?

i know a pretty hot prostitute who works outside taco bell.

i used to work in taco bell

by the way, women are horrible, vapid, money-sucking leeches. just warning you.

*who sometimes willingly give blowjobs