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need some help for work..

can someone figure out a formula I can type into Excel that will find the apex of a parabola..

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:lol: that took me a minute...but seriously, can you find the apex of a parabola for me..that'd be great, and possibly save my ass tomorrow

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i dont know dude, i dont touch math since i spent 6 months studying integral

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The apex? Don't you mean the vertex?

I don't understand what you're asking for. The formula is easy:

ax^2 + bx + c = f(x)

has first derivative

2ax + b = f ' (x)

Setting the first derivative to zero gives the points on the graph whose tangent line has slope zero, i.e. the "hills" and "crests" in layman's terms. A parabola, of course, as a unique such point, for

2ax + b = 0

solves to

x = -b/(2a)

To find the y-value of the vertex, run this value of x through the function, which you should have entered on Excel.

It's been a year for me, but the way I'd do it is the following:

Enter the coefficients for the parabola in separate cells. (Remember, Excel doesn't understand what you mean when you write in "x", only cells). For example, if you have the parabola y = 2x^2 + 3x + 4, enter in cell a1 the number 2, then cell b1 the number 3, then cell c1 the number 4, then, in a separate cell, say d1, enter in = -b1 / (2*a1). For evaluation, enter (in another separate cell, say e1) enter in a1*d1^2 + b1*d1 + c1 and you'll have your evaluation for the vertex, with the x-value in cell d1 and the y-value in cell e1.

If you want a specific formula for the y-value of the vertex, feed the x-value through the function:

y = f(-b/(2a)) = a*(-b/(2a))^2 + b* (-b/(2a)) + c

= ab^2/(4a^2) - b^2/(2a) + c

= (ab^2 - 2ab^2 + 4ca^2)/(4a^2)

= (4ac-b)/(4a)

with common denominators and cancellation.

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Sorry Josh, that's way out of my league. Anyway I cheated my way through calculus as a senior in high school.

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Merrill wrote:
The apex? Don't you mean the vertex?

I don't understand what you're asking for. The formula is easy:

ax^2 + bx + c = f(x)

has first derivative

2ax + b = f ' (x)

Setting the first derivative to zero gives the points on the graph whose tangent line has slope zero, i.e. the "hills" and "crests" in layman's terms. A parabola, of course, as a unique such point, for

2ax + b = 0

solves to

x = -b/(2a)

To find the y-value of the vertex, run this value of x through the function, which you should have entered on Excel.

It's been a year for me, but the way I'd do it is the following:

Enter the coefficients for the parabola in separate cells. (Remember, Excel doesn't understand what you mean when you write in "x", only cells). For example, if you have the parabola y = 2x^2 + 3x + 4, enter in cell a1 the number 2, then cell b1 the number 3, then cell c1 the number 4, then, in a separate cell, say d1, enter in = -b1 / (2*a1). For evaluation, enter (in another separate cell, say e1) enter in a1*d1^2 + b1*d1 + c1 and you'll have your evaluation for the vertex, with the x-value in cell d1 and the y-value in cell e1.

If you want a specific formula for the y-value of the vertex, feed the x-value through the function:

y = f(-b/(2a)) = a*(-b/(2a))^2 + b* (-b/(2a)) + c

= ab^2/(4a^2) - b^2/(2a) + c

= (ab^2 - 2ab^2 + 4ca^2)/(4a^2)

= (4ac-b)/(4a)

with common denominators and cancellation.


Let me explain what this is for..

I have to find the optimum moisture and density of soil for use in compaction. I take five different samples of the same soil and add water to each in steadily higher incraments. I then take these soil samples and compact them in a machine. As the Moisture % increases with each point...the mass of the compacted soil also increases, but at at unknown point the mass begins to drop...this is the point at which the soil is at optimum moisture % for compaction. Since this may occur in between two of the samples that I have added water too...I can't nail down that optimum point without plotting all five points on a graph with an X and Y axis. I then connect the five dots and they form a parabolo. For years now I have been going to the top of the parabola and finding the optimum value manually by following in a straigh line from the top of the parabola to both the X and Y axis. I now have put all of this into excel...it calculates and plots everything for me, but I havn't been able to figure out how to get excel to find that "Optimum" point at the peak of the curve and place that value into a cell.

I'm not a math wiz...not even close really. So what you wrote above, while seeming easy to you...only makes me want to kill myself. I need to type a formula into a pre-selected cell that will find the peak of the curve (parabola). I'm sure the answer lies somewhere in that suicide inducing mess above :lol:

Can you simplify given the information I have given

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porchball wrote:
Merrill wrote:
The apex? Don't you mean the vertex?

I don't understand what you're asking for. The formula is easy:

ax^2 + bx + c = f(x)

has first derivative

2ax + b = f ' (x)

Setting the first derivative to zero gives the points on the graph whose tangent line has slope zero, i.e. the "hills" and "crests" in layman's terms. A parabola, of course, as a unique such point, for

2ax + b = 0

solves to

x = -b/(2a)

To find the y-value of the vertex, run this value of x through the function, which you should have entered on Excel.

It's been a year for me, but the way I'd do it is the following:

Enter the coefficients for the parabola in separate cells. (Remember, Excel doesn't understand what you mean when you write in "x", only cells). For example, if you have the parabola y = 2x^2 + 3x + 4, enter in cell a1 the number 2, then cell b1 the number 3, then cell c1 the number 4, then, in a separate cell, say d1, enter in = -b1 / (2*a1). For evaluation, enter (in another separate cell, say e1) enter in a1*d1^2 + b1*d1 + c1 and you'll have your evaluation for the vertex, with the x-value in cell d1 and the y-value in cell e1.

If you want a specific formula for the y-value of the vertex, feed the x-value through the function:

y = f(-b/(2a)) = a*(-b/(2a))^2 + b* (-b/(2a)) + c

= ab^2/(4a^2) - b^2/(2a) + c

= (ab^2 - 2ab^2 + 4ca^2)/(4a^2)

= (4ac-b)/(4a)

with common denominators and cancellation.


Let me explain what this is for..

I have to find the optimum moisture and density of soil for use in compaction. I take five different samples of the same soil and add water to each in steadily higher incraments. I then take these soil samples and compact them in a machine. As the Moisture % increases with each point...the mass of the compacted soil also increases, but at at unknown point the mass begins to drop...this is the point at which the soil is at optimum moisture % for compaction. Since this may occur in between two of the samples that I have added water too...I can't nail down that optimum point without plotting all five points on a graph with an X and Y axis. I then connect the five dots and they form a parabolo. For years now I have been going to the top of the parabola and finding the optimum value manually by following in a straigh line from the top of the parabola to both the X and Y axis. I now have put all of this into excel...it calculates and plots everything for me, but I havn't been able to figure out how to get excel to find that "Optimum" point at the peak of the curve and place that value into a cell.

I'm not a math wiz...not even close really. So what you wrote above, while seeming easy to you...only makes me want to kill myself. I need to type a formula into a pre-selected cell that will find the peak of the curve (parabola). I'm sure the answer lies somewhere in that suicide inducing mess above :lol:

Can you simplify given the information I have given


I did, in the middle of the writing, point out how you can do it easily on Excel.

I'm supposing that your program gives you the parabola's equation. If not, you'll need to find a way to get the parabola's equation from the approximation; otherwise, you won't be able to use Excel.

There's probably an easier command, but this is definitely a way to do it:

Let's suppose y = -2x^2 + 3x + 4 is the estimated parabola for your data. This is a parabola that will yield a "maximum" point like your data above.

Now, go to Excel.

Enter in cell a1 the number "-2,"; likewise enter 3 in b1 and 4 in c1.

In cell d1, enter in the following code: " = b1 / (2*a1) ". You can do this by clicking on cell b1 and a1. Next to d1, label it "opt. moisture" or something that can remind you what's in d1.

In cell e1, enter in the following code " = a1*d1^2 + b1^d1 + c1". Next to this cell, call it "optimal mass."

You can put whatever coefficients your program estimates for your parabola in a1, b1, and c1, so this program is reusable. Remember, your parabola is a1 * x^2 + b1 * x + c1, so in our example, you would enter -2 for a1, 3 for b1, and 4 for c1. Note that you can just go in and change these data for whatever sample you're running once you get the estimated parabola for your data from your other program.

For our example, d1, your soil percentage, should read ".75" and your optimal soil mass in e1 should read "5.25."

Hope it works.

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I don't get it. how is it a math problem when there's no fucking numbers?! Seriously. All this A, B, Y bullshit kicks my dyslexia into full gear and my eyeballs start to projectile bleed like a cartoon.

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I don't get it. how is it a math problem when there's no fucking numbers?! Seriously. All this A, B, Y bullshit kicks my dyslexia into full gear and my eyeballs start to projectile bleed like a cartoon.


Wait till you see some of the problems on my old linear algebra tests. :P

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NaiveAndTrue wrote:
I don't get it. how is it a math problem when there's no fucking numbers?! Seriously. All this A, B, Y bullshit kicks my dyslexia into full gear and my eyeballs start to projectile bleed like a cartoon.

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NaiveAndTrue wrote:
I don't get it. how is it a math problem when there's no fucking numbers?! Seriously. All this A, B, Y bullshit kicks my dyslexia into full gear and my eyeballs start to projectile bleed like a cartoon.

wanna make out?



You ask me that a lot. I think we should just do it, get it out of the way. Do you live near Philly? Smoke? Eat lots of Garlic??


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