Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
Congratulations, you are now a member of The Corduroy Appreciation Club. Welcome! We’re happy you could join. It was a great decision on your part. Shortly you will receive a welcome email with your password to the members only section of the website were secrets will be revealed.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
clark, this is pretty big for me. i can't thank you enough.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
i just ordered the "Official Membership Materials"
Membership materials demonstrate that you're a member of the esteemed Corduroy Appreciation Club. Purchase includes lifelong dues and initiates the bearer of membership materials into a strong and secret corduroy fellowship.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
Q: How can I start a chapter of The Corduroy Appreciation Club where I live?
A: Use the “contact us” link to give the particulars or where, when, and who, and we will work with you to help you start a chapter. We’ll guide you through the process and help you as much as we can. The CAC seeks worldwide domination and your chapter is an important piece of that goal. It is our destiny.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
Shortly you will receive a welcome email with your password to the members only section of the website were secrets will be revealed.
were?
anyway, I expect all corduroy secrets to be posted here.
Q: What happens if I reveal some of the club secrets?
A: You will be considered a traitor, have your membership materials confiscated and be banished from all club functions. You will regret your mistake.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
I will practice my membership and the tenets of the club mission statement conscientiously, with dignity, and in keeping with the principles of morality. I accept the obligation to wear Corduroy as often as possible and defend the fabric and the principles of The Corduroy Appreciation Club. Hail the Wale!
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
Clark Griswold wrote:
Although I am no longer a frequent contributor to RM, I still like to think I make a difference in all your lives.
you have no idea what this means to me, old friend.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
malice wrote:
I will practice my membership and the tenets of the club mission statement conscientiously, with dignity, and in keeping with the principles of morality. I accept the obligation to wear Corduroy as often as possible and defend the fabric and the principles of The Corduroy Appreciation Club. Hail the Wale!
I fear for you, c_b, truly I do. :/
i don't really appreciate your skepticism, jerk.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
corduroy_blazer wrote:
malice wrote:
I will practice my membership and the tenets of the club mission statement conscientiously, with dignity, and in keeping with the principles of morality. I accept the obligation to wear Corduroy as often as possible and defend the fabric and the principles of The Corduroy Appreciation Club. Hail the Wale!
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
malice wrote:
I will practice my membership and the tenets of the club mission statement conscientiously, with dignity, and in keeping with the principles of morality. I accept the obligation to wear Corduroy as often as possible and defend the fabric and the principles of The Corduroy Appreciation Club. Hail the Wale!
I fear for you, c_b, truly I do. :/
i don't really appreciate your skepticism, jerk.
what size wale to you like, babe?
are you coming onto me?
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm Posts: 13551 Location: is a jerk in wyoming Gender: Female
corduroy_blazer wrote:
malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
malice wrote:
I will practice my membership and the tenets of the club mission statement conscientiously, with dignity, and in keeping with the principles of morality. I accept the obligation to wear Corduroy as often as possible and defend the fabric and the principles of The Corduroy Appreciation Club. Hail the Wale!
I fear for you, c_b, truly I do. :/
i don't really appreciate your skepticism, jerk.
what size wale to you like, babe?
are you coming onto me?
only if you're wearing corduroy right now. otherwise, get lost, loser.
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
malice wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
malice wrote:
I will practice my membership and the tenets of the club mission statement conscientiously, with dignity, and in keeping with the principles of morality. I accept the obligation to wear Corduroy as often as possible and defend the fabric and the principles of The Corduroy Appreciation Club. Hail the Wale!
I fear for you, c_b, truly I do. :/
i don't really appreciate your skepticism, jerk.
what size wale to you like, babe?
are you coming onto me?
only if you're wearing corduroy right now. otherwise, get lost, loser.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
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