I walk past a coffee shop and that's all I see is a few nerds in there with weird glasses drinking coffee. Then I walk back the same way like 10 hours later and they are still there reading poetry or something.
Passionate about coffee. Shops exclusively at thrift stores except for the occasional ironic vintage tee ordered online. Fags. Flip flops rapidly on anything and everything as to constantly be on top of what's hot and what's not. Brags about taking A-class drugs their parents paid for. Talks about film noir far too much. Fags.
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Dev wrote:
lol I got the new one cause I wanted to stay relevant
Passionate about coffee. Shops exclusively at thrift stores except for the occasional ironic vintage tee ordered online. Fags. Flip flops rapidly on anything and everything as to constantly be on top of what's hot and what's not. Brags about taking A-class drugs their parents paid for. Talks about film noir far too much. Fags.
That made me laugh. .....Passionate about coffee. Dear god.
There's also "listens to stupid indie rock music".
Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.
I am not a fucking hipster! (sweeps bangs to side dramatically and takes a swig of PBR)
\hip-stur\n. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck.") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.
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