and we're pretty much out of beer

and i don't have any cash

what am i going to do with myself?

masturbate

read a book, write a story, further develop a skill set, start a hobby, play solitaire, draw things, create a fictional place and meditate until it actually exists and the outside world is destroyed, make LSD out of bannanas, set up a hopscotch course on a side walk and start holding tournaments with passerbyers, build a parachute and test it from someplace high, struggle to understand the balance between rationalization and emotionalization, see if you can manifest things in mid air, sleep, masturbate, cook food, play chess against your self see which of you is smarter, all good options,

you could also always post on rm

drink rubbing alcohol you freakin puss

I've heard vanilla extract can get you drunk.

christ, im bored.

id trade with you in a heartbeat friend

Sailor made this thread his illegitimate child.

That shit gets me every time. Wtf in statue form.

That statue has a bigger penis than me.

Jesus Christ, Frankie!

Anyways, I stayed in last night and watched a couple movies. But at least I got weed, you don't even have money for beer. You must be real bored.

Why dont you cash the pay you're owed? I don't see how you could be without cash. That's your business, though.

you are wise, somer

I'm a genius with a side of courteous.

i played street fighter all night

i watched hockey w/ my nephew then smoked some buds after his mom picked him up and watched young guns. work on saturdays sucks. got a bus trip to philly tonight, its gonna get weird

I got way too drunk last night. 6 game winning streak in beer pong will do it.

Because you haven't got a stitch to wear?