"When was the last time you had sex?" or "What was the first album you bought?"

I have to go with the former.

3minsagoSgtPepper's

bart doestn have sex

rate these albums i just got

Fun fact: Rasputin's alleged homosexual lover claimed that his notorious sexual potency was due to a strategically placed wart on his penis.

Good for Rasputin, and his happily wartified penis.

he supposedly had a hog

hip hop slang.

i was hoping you'd write that. that's why i didn't edit.

aww.

ok. On second thought.....

Rasputin should have cut it off.

Definitely the sex thread.

hey it might feel good...warted for her pleasure

Sexual dynamo.

There lived a certain man in russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra rasputin
Russias greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though shed heard the things hed done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra rasputin
Russias greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

(spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people,
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder.

This mans just got to go! declared his enemies
But the ladies begged dont you try to do it, please
No doubt this rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, theyre not to blame
Come to visit us they kept demanding
And he really came

Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra rasputin
Russias greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said I feel fine

Ra ra rasputin
Lover of the russian queen
They didnt quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra rasputin
Russias greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(spoken:) oh, those russians...

Everyone bought embarassing albums, but not everyone has gone ages without sex. Yanno?

There's a subtle, tense living and breathing lie we all call the pedobear thread. Know wha-Idi Amin?

nigga i've done both!


true story though, my first album was Dookie

That's a pretty solid first album. Mine was Salt N' Pepa.