Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 46000 Location: Reasonville
everyday i walk from my office in times square to penn station to catch the train home. i walk down 7th ave.
on the penn station side of 7th ave, on the corner of 35th and 7th, there is a maidenform (women's underwear manufacturer) billboard. it's absolutely huge.
on this billboard is a woman in a knee-length skirt (or so it looks, it's cut off)...and nothing else but a push-up bra. she has decently long brown and bangs.
well, she's absolutely perfect. perfect everything. ridiculously hot, to me at least. and her eyes...she's just staring right at you. it's become such a distraction when i walk home that i just want to stand there and stare at her. but, i can't because a) i'll just look weird, and b) i'll be late for my train.
i think i am going to start walking down some other way, because i can't be seeing her anymore.
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Anaranae wrote:
you're such a weirdo
thanks for the input.
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Anaranae wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
Anaranae wrote:
you're such a weirdo
thanks for the input.
no charge.
i spill my heart and this is what i get.
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c_b, its posts like this that make me a proud member of your team. I too have been known to fall in love with 50ft tall women on billboards.
I once had a similar problem with Jody Vance (sportscaster on Sportscenter [a Canadian sports channel]). I had to walk down Queen St in Toronto every day after work and every day she was taunting me with her hotness.
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jacktor wrote:
so wheres the pic so we can be the judge?, i googled maiden form but i work for the gov't and they block stuff like that.
i've been trying to find one but i can't.
edit: i've been looking here at work but i don't really want anyone to see me looking at pictures of women in underwear. might look bad.
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MF wrote:
c_b, its posts like this that make me a proud member of your team. I too have been known to fall in love with 50ft tall women on billboards.
I once had a similar problem with Jody Vance (sportscaster on Sportscenter [a Canadian sports channel]). I had to walk down Queen St in Toronto every day after work and every day she was taunting me with her hotness.
good lookin' sportscaster.
do you listen to the doors, buddy?
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
MF wrote:
c_b, its posts like this that make me a proud member of your team. I too have been known to fall in love with 50ft tall women on billboards.
I once had a similar problem with Jody Vance (sportscaster on Sportscenter [a Canadian sports channel]). I had to walk down Queen St in Toronto every day after work and every day she was taunting me with her hotness.
good lookin' sportscaster.
do you listen to the doors, buddy?
I have been known to on occasion, but i'm not their biggest fan.
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MF wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
MF wrote:
c_b, its posts like this that make me a proud member of your team. I too have been known to fall in love with 50ft tall women on billboards.
I once had a similar problem with Jody Vance (sportscaster on Sportscenter [a Canadian sports channel]). I had to walk down Queen St in Toronto every day after work and every day she was taunting me with her hotness.
good lookin' sportscaster.
do you listen to the doors, buddy?
I have been known to on occasion, but i'm not their biggest fan.
Build me a woman,
Make her ten feet tall.
You got to build me a woman,
Make her ten feet tall.
Don't make her worthless,
Don't make her small.
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Mitchell wrote:
find out who she is and write her a letter
it's tough. there is no name or anything on the billboard obviously. i've look on the maidenform website (just skimmed, like i said, i'm at work...) but i can't seem to find a picture of her.
i don't know what i'm going to do if they ever take this billboard down.
_________________ No matter how dark the storm gets overhead They say someone's watching from the calm at the edge What about us when we're down here in it? We gotta watch our backs
buy a stepladder. visit the billboard in the dead of night. DO NOT SHAG THE POSTER. draw a big fuck-all moustache across her upper lip and a beard...next morning, you'll have difficulty even making eye-contact with the 50ft transvestite.
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corduroy_blazer wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
find out who she is and write her a letter
it's tough. there is no name or anything on the billboard obviously. i've look on the maidenform website (just skimmed, like i said, i'm at work...) but i can't seem to find a picture of her.
i don't know what i'm going to do if they ever take this billboard down.
get in touch with maidenform's corporate headquarters
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