Conoalias: From Internet Menace to Modding Superstar
An RM Biography

Back in the summer of 2006 Conoalias began an unprecedented rise to the RM elite, upsetting cliques and mods alike. Many began to view this posting phenom as a threat to the delicate disorder of RM. Conoalias passed through dark periods much like any poster, messing up fools late nights and walking the line. Outliving popular flash-in-the-pan posting machines like Theresa and the overwhelmingly popular spambots, Conoalias rose from the rough streets of GD to Internet stardom. This biography details the rise and fall of Conoalias from troubled beginnings, to RM modship, to eventual conqueror of all RM and the supreme ruler of all the failing interwebz. Get now with a one year subscription to either PC Magazine or Maxim.

if Hollywood made a movie out of it, I'd watch

Conoalias' famous battle against the spambots in early 2007 in GD.

It's my RM duty to goad Cono into such a vicious verbal attack that he is de-modded.

Conoalias' stunning victory of the spambots, tricking them into taking their own pills.

The true power of Global Moderator.

haha, me and spike used to pick on AS pretty good back in the day.

not a fan

You obviously suck. Repent, wise up or vanish !

I'd rather vanish then live in a world where Con is a mod

I liked this guy when he first came onto the scene, I like him during his dominance of GD, and I think I'll enjoy his reign as MOD.

He just deleted my first post.

\o/

congrats cono

Power corrupts.

I predict cono's reign to be an almost exact copy of the Nick Cave track O'Malley's Bar.

You know you're doing something right when you bring lunkin out.

how long til the power completley goes to his head

Hey cono, what happens if you try to join the test group in usergroups in the user control panel?

you should pm test user to find out.

done.