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PJ10alive41
 Post subject: Ouch
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Earlier today at the office I inadvertently got my dick skin caught in the zipper of my pants after I finished taking a piss. Fucking hurt. Hope ol' pistol pete heals before tomorrow night. I have to learn not to be so hasty during my bathroom breaks.

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tryinmorning
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 Post subject: Re: Ouch
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tryinmorning wrote:
This is the kinda stuff you save for the locker room.


Already shared there...I want everyone to know my pain.

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Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
tomorrow night huh?


Tomorrowfuckingnight! Got a nice little dime piece coming over to the apartment for drinks and dinner...and I'm not cooking if you get my drift. :lol:

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tryinmorning
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 Post subject: Re: Ouch
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PJ10alive41 wrote:
tryinmorning wrote:
This is the kinda stuff you save for the locker room.


Already shared there...I want everyone to know my pain.

I don't mean to offend.

This is just kinda awkward. Like, what do I say? Better luck next time?
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PJ10alive41
 Post subject: Re: Ouch
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tryinmorning wrote:
wait, what is going on?


Just my poor failed attempt at being clever. I was trying to imply that ol' pistol pete was dinner...I know, lame...it's been a long day, not to mention my dick hurts.

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tryinmorning wrote:
PJ10alive41 wrote:
tryinmorning wrote:
This is the kinda stuff you save for the locker room.


Already shared there...I want everyone to know my pain.

I don't mean to offend.

This is just kinda awkward. Like, what do I say? Better luck next time?


Yeah, "better luck next time" will suffice.

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dont be so fucking careless next time

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don't have such a big shooter next time, bub.
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mecca2687 wrote:
dont be so fucking careless next time


Well I was finishing up and one of my colleagues called in that I was needed to replace some other incompetent fuck on a conference call that was already in session. I had to pinch off and run...bad timing.

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tryinmorning wrote:
PJ10alive41 wrote:
tryinmorning wrote:
This is the kinda stuff you save for the locker room.


Already shared there...I want everyone to know my pain.

I don't mean to offend.

This is just kinda awkward. Like, what do I say? Better luck next time?



Tell her the truth. If she laughs and offers to kiss it better, she's a keeper. :thumbsup:

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bart d.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:11 pm 
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So basically this is an undercover "I'm going to have sex" thread.

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PJ10alive41
 Post subject: Re: Ouch
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bart d. wrote:
So basically this is an undercover "I'm going to have sex" thread.


Not at all...if that was the case my post count would be much higher.

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bart d. wrote:
So basically this is an undercover "I'm going to have sex" thread.

i sensed a bit of smugness as well

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Bo Jackson
 Post subject: Re: Ouch
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bart d. wrote:
So basically this is an undercover "I'm going to have sex" thread.

seems more like a "I want everyone to know I'm going to have sex" thread, to me.

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