I just discovered half of a chicken cheese steak that's about six weeks old. I saw it, closed the door, and left it in there. I'll get to it tomorrow.

Go see what you got.


See, I fixed the title for you

cut up chunks of a prostitute who wanted paid up front

the head of a bear

i went to see what was the oldest thing in my fridge and it was me

not counting condiments?

an unopened package of whole beets. yum.

Frig:


Fridge:

This week I brought in to work a half gallon of milk for Carnation Instant Breakfasts. When I opened the mini-fridge in the kitchenette, I found what was left of the half gallon of milk from the LAST time I went on my instant breakfast kick . . . . about a month or so ago?? I gotta remember to throw that out now, sometime near the end of the day, though, cause. . . ew. I don't want to open it.

I guess the oldest thing in my frig would be Ole' One-Legged Joe. He's been on since his first voyage in Eighteen Odd-Seven.

the light

I actually completely cleaned out my fridge a week ago, took out all the food, dumped the old stuff, removed all the shelves and scrubbed the whole thing down. Disgusting job, but satisfying to get done. It had been a year and a half since I did that. I found a couple of things that were bad many months ago.

I think I have a jar of jalepenos in there that I probably wouldn't eat.

my old boss always said what the frig instead of what the fuck

Jesus christ you all know what I meant.

one lonely pickle from who knows when... i'm not sure why it never got eaten, and i'm not sure why we still have the jar

Do you know that vegetables turn into a thick dark black liquid if you leave them in a bag in the fridge for long enough? FACT.

actually i did know that

that's what the bag of baby spinach all the way in the back of our fridge looks like.