Post subject: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:26 am
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i swear, i want one fucking apartment where i can live without mice. one.
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Post subject: Re: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:29 am
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FUCK.
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Post subject: Re: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:33 am
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what do i do, bash this thing's head in with a bat? they're fucking quick, that ain't gonna be easy.
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Post subject: Re: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:40 am
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i'm 110 percent pussy when it comes to bugs and vermin.
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Post subject: Re: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:43 am
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it's in there just trying to jump out. i need to get the guts to wamp this thing to death guys.
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Post subject: Re: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:45 am
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Why don't you put the trash basket over it, then slide something flat under, like the top of a pizza box. Then carry it outside and let it out. Then you don't have to have mouse guts where you bathe.
Post subject: Re: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:50 am
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no cats allowed in this apartment. but apparently mice are.
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Post subject: Re: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:50 am
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
pour bleach down the drain
that sounds kinda mean. i'm gonna try invention's method.
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Post subject: Re: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:51 am
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by the way, i'm shaking because of how nervous i am.
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Post subject: Re: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:54 am
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it's a baby. cute mouse. motherfucker.
mission 1/3 complete: mouse is under garbage can. proceeding to final 2/3: slip under cardboard, then dispose of mouse.
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Post subject: Re: there's a motherfucking mouse in my bathtub
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:59 am
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mission complete. i'm going to bed. and calling the landlord tomorrow.
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