No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.
find your best one
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Man, they really will give anyone an internet connection these days.
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Post subject: Re: Top 100 Quotes from Christian Fundamentalist Chat Rooms
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:34 am
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I weep for America
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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.
Post subject: Re: Top 100 Quotes from Christian Fundamentalist Chat Rooms
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:38 am
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TW wrote:
I am a Christian and that is not true. It's pretty much the opposite of what is true.
And GV, I weep for America for pretty much the opposite reasons that you do.
and what would those reasons be
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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.
Post subject: Re: Top 100 Quotes from Christian Fundamentalist Chat Rooms
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:38 am
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hahahahaah these are gold
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Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.
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Post subject: Re: Top 100 Quotes from Christian Fundamentalist Chat Rooms
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:42 am
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guys leave TW alone, he's alright. this thread will not associate these comments with all christians, just like us those are just some funny idiots on the internet.
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Post subject: Re: Top 100 Quotes from Christian Fundamentalist Chat Rooms
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:43 am
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TW wrote:
glorified_version wrote:
TW wrote:
I am a Christian and that is not true. It's pretty much the opposite of what is true.
And GV, I weep for America for pretty much the opposite reasons that you do.
and what would those reasons be
Do you really want to do this?
Do you want me to list the reasons, and then it turn be flamed by an ultra liberal board?
I for one, don't have the energy.
I believe what I believe, you believe what you believe, we'll find out who is right. I am very confident that I am .
Right about what? The afterlife? These were actual quotes, I don't know what you're upset about. They're FUNDAMENTALISTS.
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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.
Post subject: Re: Top 100 Quotes from Christian Fundamentalist Chat Rooms
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:48 am
Former PJ Drummer
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:01 am Posts: 19477 Location: Brooklyn NY
TW wrote:
glorified_version wrote:
TW wrote:
glorified_version wrote:
TW wrote:
I am a Christian and that is not true. It's pretty much the opposite of what is true.
And GV, I weep for America for pretty much the opposite reasons that you do.
and what would those reasons be
Do you really want to do this?
Do you want me to list the reasons, and then it turn be flamed by an ultra liberal board?
I for one, don't have the energy.
I believe what I believe, you believe what you believe, we'll find out who is right. I am very confident that I am .
Right about what? The afterlife? These were actual quotes, I don't know what you're upset about. They're FUNDAMENTALISTS.
That first quote is utter BS.
You aren't born a Christian. And everyone who isn't a Christian doesn't worship Satan. It bothers me when Christians are painted with a broad stroke.
You don't think I when I am flipping through the channels late and night and see some nut job preacher on tv?
Why did you single me out then, I never said all Christians were this stupid. Although I will blame the institutions of Christianity for trapping people into these belief systems where they aren't willing to approach an alternative or question anything.
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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.
I am a Christian and that is not true. It's pretty much the opposite of what is true.
And GV, I weep for America for pretty much the opposite reasons that you do.
and what would those reasons be
Do you really want to do this?
Do you want me to list the reasons, and then it turn be flamed by an ultra liberal board?
I for one, don't have the energy.
I believe what I believe, you believe what you believe, we'll find out who is right. I am very confident that I am .
Right about what? The afterlife? These were actual quotes, I don't know what you're upset about. They're FUNDAMENTALISTS.
That first quote is utter BS.
You aren't born a Christian. And everyone who isn't a Christian doesn't worship Satan. It bothers me when Christians are painted with a broad stroke.
You don't think I when I am flipping through the channels late and night and see some nut job preacher on tv?
Why did you single me out then, I never said all Christians were this stupid. Although I will blame the institutions of Christianity for trapping people into these belief systems where they aren't willing to approach an alternative or question anything.
I didn't mean to single you out. My point is that I am very concerned with the liberal path that our society is heading on. You won't agree, and you will mock, so I won't even bother pointing out my concerns.
I will let everyone have their fun, but please, on the rest of this thread and the rest of your life, don't assume that all Christians believe some of these crazy things.
Also understand that there is a difference between religion and faith.
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Post subject: Re: Top 100 Quotes from Christian Fundamentalist Chat Rooms
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:54 am
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TW wrote:
I didn't mean to single you out. My point is that I am very concerned with the liberal path that our society is heading on. You won't agree, and you will mock, so I won't even both pointing out my concerns.
Now I really want to hear them
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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.
Post subject: Re: Top 100 Quotes from Christian Fundamentalist Chat Rooms
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:08 am
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There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.
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I didn't mean to single you out. My point is that I am very concerned with the liberal path that our society is heading on. You won't agree, and you will mock, so I won't even both pointing out my concerns.
Now I really want to hear them
I'm sure you have a pretty good idea what they are.
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