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$úñ_DëV|L · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:47 pm

So, how do I get from my chair, all the way to the bottom of the building, and out to my car without anyone seeing the gaping hole located right between my buttcheeks?

This is a bad situation, folks.

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

Stapler?

denverapolis · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:58 pm

crab walk?

$úñ_DëV|L · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:07 pm

denverapolis wrote:

crab walk?

This might work.

I was also thinking about carrying my laptop behind me, but that might look funny unless I can find a shoulder strap.

denverapolis · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:14 pm

if you do go down the crab walk path, and you somebody approaches you, you can just pause and go into the helicopter or a backspin. nobody fucks with breakdancers.

conoalias · **Joined:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:20 am **Posts:** 31173

denverapolis wrote:

if you do go down the crab walk path, and you somebody approaches you, you can just pause and go into the helicopter or a backspin. nobody fucks with breakdancers.

PJ10alive41 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:22 pm

This happened to me when I was waterskiing and I didnt realize it had happened until some nice young lady on the beach decided to tell me.

Hope you make it downstairs.

Mecca · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:27 pm

tie your sweater around your waist

denverapolis · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:28 pm

mecca2687 wrote:

tie your sweater around your waist

i didn't think those were legal in arizona

McParadigm · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:07 pm **Posts:** 12393

Just tape a sign to your back, just above the opening, that says "Apply in front"

NaiveAndTrue · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:39 pm

Are your underwear clean? Fuck, I'd just tell everyone and laugh it off. There's worse stuff that can happen.

denverapolis · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:42 pm

i'm guessing he isn't wearing undewear

malice · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:46 pm

sidle along the walls until you reach the exit.

Charlie · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:51 pm

haha!

pics or this didnt happen...
no...
wait...
we believe you.

"anyone up for some office chair races? last one to my car buys the beers."

godsdice · **Posted:** Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:14 am

McParadigm wrote:

Just tape a sign to your back, just above the opening, that says "Apply in front"

so how did you end up making it out sun devil?

PJ10alive41 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:43 am

Hey SunDevil...how did it all turn out?

$úñ_DëV|L · **Posted:** Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:06 am

godsdice wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

Just tape a sign to your back, just above the opening, that says "Apply in front"

so how did you end up making it out sun devil?

Luckily, there was a strap in my laptop case. So I walked out with the laptop hanging behind my back. The worst part was having to go by the conference room, which has glass walls, where there was a meeting going on. I'm really hoping the laptop did a good enough job of obscuring it, but this is where ignorance is a major advantage.

godsdice · **Posted:** Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:13 am

i don't mean to laugh--well maybe i do :wink:

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but the image i have of that in my head is hysterical

guess you will find out if they saw it when you show up to work tomorrow

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

denverapolis wrote:

if you do go down the crab walk path, and you somebody approaches you, you can just pause and go into the helicopter or a backspin. nobody fucks with breakdancers.

BEST POST EVER.

My pants ripped when I sat down

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