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 Post subject: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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She lands on my property which had one house on it.
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"you wanna stay the night tits?"

She didn't even get mad


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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She lands on my property which had one house on it.
I say
"you wanna stay the night tits?"

She didn't even get mad


Sleep with her...sleep with her now.

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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were you the banker?

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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PJ10alive41 wrote:
Dev wrote:
She lands on my property which had one house on it.
I say
"you wanna stay the night tits?"

She didn't even get mad


Sleep with her...sleep with her now.


ugh if I had anything left in me I would


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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she's a definite keeper

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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were you the banker?


more like "I'll bank on that eh baby?"


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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what do you know about my women steve


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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what do you know about my women steve


She's cool with the word tits. That's gotta be worth something

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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PJ10alive41 wrote:
Dev wrote:
She lands on my property which had one house on it.
I say
"you wanna stay the night tits?"

She didn't even get mad


Sleep with her...sleep with her now.


ugh if I had anything left in me I would


So you're too tired from playing monopoly to fuck a chick...damn, that must have been an intense game. Where you the shoe?

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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PJ10alive41 wrote:
Dev wrote:
PJ10alive41 wrote:
Dev wrote:
She lands on my property which had one house on it.
I say
"you wanna stay the night tits?"

She didn't even get mad


Sleep with her...sleep with her now.


ugh if I had anything left in me I would


So you're too tired from playing monopoly to fuck a chick...damn, that must have been an intense game. Where you the shoe?


na its more like, there were 2 other girls who landed on my hotel that I didn't tell you about, kapeesh


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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teflonsteve wrote:
Dev wrote:
what do you know about my women steve


She's cool with the word tits. That's gotta be worth something


Not only that, referring to her as tits

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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PJ10alive41 wrote:
Dev wrote:
PJ10alive41 wrote:
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She lands on my property which had one house on it.
I say
"you wanna stay the night tits?"

She didn't even get mad


Sleep with her...sleep with her now.


ugh if I had anything left in me I would


So you're too tired from playing monopoly to fuck a chick...damn, that must have been an intense game. Where you the shoe?


na its more like, there were 2 other girls who landed on my hotel that I didn't tell you about, kapeesh


Well done. :D

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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does she happen to work in a bank?

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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is she fuckin hot?

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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What square did she land on?

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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 Post subject: Re: So I'm playing monopoly with this chick
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i like tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and if they had eyes i would look into them...all the time

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