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 Post subject: my ass ripped when i sat down
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:48 am 
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and let me tell you, it smelled like glenwillard pennsylvania

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 Post subject: Re: my ass ripped when i sat down
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 Post subject: Re: my ass ripped when i sat down
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teflonsteve wrote:
I like to make fart noises into the rockband microphone.


I hear you can fart into the mic and still three star the song.

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 Post subject: Re: my ass ripped when i sat down
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ManiacalClown wrote:
teflonsteve wrote:
I like to make fart noises into the rockband microphone.


I hear you can fart into the mic and still three star the song.


only if its metallica or the beatles

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 Post subject: Re: my ass ripped when i sat down
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none of these damn mp3 things are working right now (at least for me!)

mine is of the nastiest fart i ever recorded...i was 12 and brought the boom box into the bathroom with me so i wouldn't piss myself...you can hear my friend on the piano downstairs and me starting to pee right before i explode! :shock:
i couldn't believe how loud and grumbly it was...no one believed it was real :(
but I know...
I know

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 Post subject: Re: my ass ripped when i sat down
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Peeps wrote:
ManiacalClown wrote:
teflonsteve wrote:
I like to make fart noises into the rockband microphone.


I hear you can fart into the mic and still three star the song.


only if its metallica or the beatles

Or golden Earring.

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 Post subject: Re: my ass ripped when i sat down
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I let rip one evening on a romantic date. She got up to walk away. I asked her if I'd offended her, she turned around and said, "I can't breathe that, I'm a vegetarian".


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:22 am 
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I let rip one evening on a romantic date. She got up to walk away. I asked her if I'd offended her, she turned around and said, "I can't breathe that, I'm a vegetarian".
:|

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brainofpea wrote:
Peeps wrote:
ManiacalClown wrote:
teflonsteve wrote:
I like to make fart noises into the rockband microphone.


I hear you can fart into the mic and still three star the song.


only if its metallica or the beatles

Or golden Earring.



take THAT back you animal

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brainofpea wrote:
I let rip one evening on a romantic date. She got up to walk away. I asked her if I'd offended her, she turned around and said, "I can't breathe that, I'm a vegetarian".


:|
hahaha
best response to a fart ever

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 Post subject: Re: my ass ripped when i sat down
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Peeps wrote:
brainofpea wrote:
Peeps wrote:
ManiacalClown wrote:
teflonsteve wrote:
I like to make fart noises into the rockband microphone.


I hear you can fart into the mic and still three star the song.


only if its metallica or the beatles

Or golden Earring.



take THAT back you animal
Never!!

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http://www.fileupyours.com/files/159988/Fagabeefie.wav

none of these damn mp3 things are working right now (at least for me!)

mine is of the nastiest fart i ever recorded...i was 12 and brought the boom box into the bathroom with me so i wouldn't piss myself...you can hear my friend on the piano downstairs and me starting to pee right before i explode! :shock:
i couldn't believe how loud and grumbly it was...no one believed it was real :(
but I know...
I know

*edit never thought to just put up the link :?
enjoy :D

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At the age of 40, PunkDavid will check his own prostate and then bill his doctor.


Frank RIP


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 Post subject: Re: my ass ripped when i sat down
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 Post subject: Re: my ass ripped when i sat down
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brainofpea wrote:
Peeps wrote:
brainofpea wrote:
Peeps wrote:
ManiacalClown wrote:
teflonsteve wrote:
I like to make fart noises into the rockband microphone.


I hear you can fart into the mic and still three star the song.


only if its metallica or the beatles

Or golden Earring.



take THAT back you animal
Never!!


i am going to invent a bomb that will destroy that which you love most dearly....BEER

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what?

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dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
At the age of 40, PunkDavid will check his own prostate and then bill his doctor.


Frank RIP


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 Post subject: Re: my ass ripped when i sat down
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That includes you and your countrymen. I'm safe in the knowledge that even you wouldn't blow yourself up to prove a point.

Oh shit!.... Wait..It's.........Peeps.

Well I don't live there.!!!!! :P

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