As mentioned in another thread, I will be doing this.
One of my buddies joked I should bring a rose for each person...
Is that:
1) Gay 2) Really Gay 3) Really Really Gay 4) More likely for them to sleep with me tonight 5) All of the above. We need a poll. If only I knew how to make one.
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i've speed dated before. do not bring a rose for each woman.
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i've speed dated before. do not bring a rose for each woman.
i have before as well (in new york city) actually.
i am not bringing a rose...i'm kidding. but there is some real lonliness to be speed dating on valentines day. there has got to be some way to capitalize on this.
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given2trade wrote:
corduroy_blazer wrote:
i've speed dated before. do not bring a rose for each woman.
i have before as well (in new york city) actually.
i am not bringing a rose...i'm kidding. but there is some real lonliness to be speed dating on valentines day. there has got to be some way to capitalize on this.
forget it- you think the women who are going don't know there will be guys looking to capitalize on it? please.
i've speed dated before. do not bring a rose for each woman.
i have before as well (in new york city) actually.
i am not bringing a rose...i'm kidding. but there is some real lonliness to be speed dating on valentines day. there has got to be some way to capitalize on this.
forget it- you think the women who are going don't know there will be guys looking to capitalize on it? please.
this is southern california. i wouldnt give the women (or anyone here for that matter) the benefit of the doubt.
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Why not just cut to the chase? Forget the roses, forget the posturing of your finer qualities and date-ability, and just ask them if they want your bologna pony?
See if you win-a-freebie with that approach.
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Why not just cut to the chase? Forget the roses, forget the posturing of your finer qualities and date-ability, and just ask them if they want your bologna pony?
See if you win-a-freebie with that approach.
i have had 1 (one) 1 (one) night stand in my life and that was via craigslist and was the worst hookup/sex of my life. im pretty bad at sealing the deal in a few hours...
highlights of that evening:
she weighed a good 25 pounds more than me; she told me how she wanted me to bite her nipples (that was pretty interesting) ; and when she tried to get me arroused for a 2nd go and i couldnt get it up she had no idea it was because i was repulsed by her...
ahh the memories.
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Why not just cut to the chase? Forget the roses, forget the posturing of your finer qualities and date-ability, and just ask them if they want your bologna pony?
See if you win-a-freebie with that approach.
i have had 1 (one) 1 (one) night stand in my life and that was via craigslist and was the worst hookup/sex of my life. im pretty bad at sealing the deal in a few hours...
highlights of that evening:
she weighed a good 25 pounds more than me; she told me how she wanted me to bite her nipples (that was pretty interesting) ; and when she tried to get me arroused for a 2nd go and i couldnt get it up she had no idea it was because i was repulsed by her...
ahh the memories.
yikes.
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if reality tv taught us anything i taught us this: you should just give the roses to the women you want to sleep with and the ones who don't receive it get kicked off of the island
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Man, they really will give anyone an internet connection these days.
funniest moment: my last speed dater told me that the oddest question she got from someone before me was 'if you could be a fruit, what fruit would you be'
thats not even the funny part. she said in the car to the event, she and her friend were wondering what kind of questions they might be asked...and one of them was...wait for it...wait for it...
'if you could be a fruit, what fruit would you be'
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given2trade wrote:
that was the worst experience of my life
go on ...
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I did speed dating once, there were a few girls that might qualify as moderately attractive, so it could be a worthwhile activity if you're willing to talk to the fatties for a few minutes.
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
There were 9 girls. 5 of them came together. Of the 5, The mean weight was 160 pounds and the mode was 170 and the median was 165. (see if that works with 5 people).
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