is the fact that you get to hear how men talk and see how they act when women aren't around.

It's an honor, really.

ibtmalice

dammit, bart...

and MiB- because you expect me to post here-




have a great day!

this is a pretty embarrassing phenomenon.

OMGBANANAPEPPERCARROTPICKLE!

Like for instance, the other day, for some bizarre reason I decide to start a conversation with a new co-worker. Knowing that he worked with a former boss of mine, a dear aquaintance, I say "So how's Jessica doing?".

"That fucking cunt? Her ass gets bigger every day. Pretty soon she won't make it throught the fucking door."

Needless to say, I was really happy to have made a new friend.

i don't really talk any different when women are around.

I hear it everyday at the gym in the locker room. It's nothing special. discussions of their latest trips to Cancun, how long a day they work, how much vacation time they took, what ride they have now, how cold it is outside, their workout routine ,politics and how great an ass/pair of tits one of the female trainers has.

Fuckin boring really. A priviledge I could do without.

yeah i guess i dont talk about that stuff. cuase i don't go to cancun. work full time. care about what people drive. talk about the weather. work out. know much about politics. or think that anyone else in the room is dumb enough to not see a nice pair of ass and tits when its present.

you guys are doing a terrible job helping MiB reaffirm his thrill at having a penis.

That's cause he's kinda off the mark on this one.
With regards to my example earlier, I'd much rather listen to what women are saying.

Actually, I'd much rather be peeking into the women's change room a la Porkies anyday of the week. With hillarious outcome
But I digress.

yeah, its great to hear how guys cheat on their girlfriends/wives

sluts!

it's something of moot point anyway.
chances are pretty good any peeking you'd be doing in a gym (is that where it was in the movie? I never saw it) would give you a nice eyeful of middle aged women trying really hard to lose that 20 lbs of fat they've accumulated over the winter, and failing.

heh.

You should hear what goes on in the girl's locker rooms.

Spoiler: show

woman are WORSE!

I find this especially impressive when the woman is uglier than their girlfriend/wife.

Funny story: I was at the bar one night, in the mens room when a guy walks in talkin on his cell phone. He's apologizing saying he won't be home tonight as he's still out of town, standing there in town. Tells his wife he loves her and hangs up. Seeing me washing my hands, he chuckles and says "Sometimes you gotta lie to the wife when you're with the girlfriend". I politely smiled and left, hoping I could see the woman he was with and make some derogatory remark as I walked by, but I didn't see where he went.
Sometimes, i can see justification when a woman cuts a guys' nutsack off for cheating on her.

I have heard this from a limo driver who used to brag about taking women on bacherlorette parties.

He was, however, a pathalogical liar.