for each break...

Bone:

Age at Break:

How?

Remarks:

Bone: Big toe on right foot

Age at Break: 5

How? Jumping on my bed, cracked it on the frame

Remarks: The doctor said "no more monkeys jumping on the bed"

Bone: I haven't broked a bome

Age at Break: 10

How? in the kitchen with kniffe

Remarks: take 2 And A 1/2 Men off the air its terrible garbage

for each break...

Bone: pinky finger

Age at Break: umm 11ish

How? went to punch my brother, he moved and i hit the arm rest on the couch. that didnt break it but the knee i followed through with and drove into my finger did

Remarks:

i knew right away i fucked something up, but my brother took the finger and shook it up and down and saying, if it was broke this would hurt. apparently the screaming and crying didnt let him know it hurt, cause he was laughing

right ring finger. 15. playing basketball. my buddy fell on top of me when we were going for the ball and i hit the ball w/ my finger at the wrong angle. it was totally gross looking.

right index finger. 16. playing football. i threw a pass and hit a lineman's helmet. i did, however, score on the play and finished the game. again, gross looking the next morning b/c i didn't go to the hospital until the next night.

right middle finger. 17. lifting weights. i was putting dumbbells down and didn't realize there were already dumbbells on the ground. pretty much smushed my finger.

right hand. 26. fight. don't fight walls. my mom was happy b/c i was her 3rd son to break his hand punching a wall. it must be genetic.

time for some new hands warehouse

warehouse and dickfan are related?

Bone: Left forearm (x2)

Age at Break: The first time, 13; the second time, 6 months later.

How? Playing left field chasing a fly ball in the gap and collided with the center fielder. The second time, playing football and someone landed on the forearm.

Remarks: The second time required surgery (it was compound). It still hurts when it's humid out.

Bone: Right ring finger

Age at Break: 5

How? I was in kindergarten, playing in the 'kitchen' area. I was holding open a toy wooden refrigerator open by the top of the door, when another kid bumped it from behind. The whole toy fridge fell over onto me, and my finger was pinched in the top of the door. I think the top joint got dislocated.

Remarks: I got to go home early. They taped it up and I got lots of ice, but my mom never took me to the hospital. It's still crooked.

I broke a leg as a toddler. My mom hadn't properly secured me to my high chair and I slipped out and fell to the floor. I was in a body cast for a while.

Broke my left arm in fifth grade playing hide and go seek outside in a fairly dark area. It was a compound fracture and I was sidelined for 6 weeks.

i imagine your hide and go seek tips were invaluable to the fortunate few remaining hide and go seekers

this is the only broken bone worth mentioning. all you fools and your broken fingers... BOO HOOO

Bone: Right Wrist

Age at Break: 7

How? Fell off the Monkey Bars

Remarks: I got a free stuffed animal at the hospital, and then my mom had to deal with my crying and screaming every time I needed an xray after that.

The game pretty much ended when I took a spill.

how long did it take to live down the "kid who destroyed himself playing hide and seek" reputation?

the impulse purchase of a chevy cruze is clearly a manifestation of his frustration of never being able to turn this particular page

I broke my teeth does that count? I was such a tomboy I was racing 2 boys who on a tandem bike. I won but crashed at the finish line by not hopping my bike onto the curb and flipped face first onto the concrete.


I was 8. worst part that the doctor capped them with silver crowns and I my 3rd Grade pictue has them in them!

I basically became Buster Bluth circa-hook hand era.

Left pinky, age 7. Second grade field day, I fell and it smashed against a rock. Hurt like a mofo but I didn't cry.

Heel, age 13. Jumping off the basement steps at my aunt & uncle's house.

Nose & compression fracture of my 3rd vertabrae, car accident. Spent the week of my 18th birthday in the hospital. Luckily no surgery or therapy but had a half body cast for three months and then a back brace for six weeks. That part was the first two months of my freshman year of college.

The weird thing about my arm break was it took hours for it to really hurt. It stung a bit immediately after the break. I went inside to wait for my mom to get there to take me to the hospital and it didn't really hurt at all. When they set it at the hospital it still didn't hurt right away. About an hour after though I was crying.

Is that normal?