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given2trade
 Post subject: the best birthday present ever
PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:15 am 
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My brother has been telling me for weeks he had the best birthday present for me.

Today he presented me with an entire bag of ointments, lotions, wipes - for hemorrhoids.

Now that's love. My ass has been itching so much recently that I don't even care if people see me do it in public.

:luv: :luv: :luv:

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what about colon cancer?

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given2trade
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Mecca wrote:
what about colon cancer?


:|

Why do you have to ruin this moment?

By the way, you can lock this.

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soothing...yes
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your brother loves you...I think its his way of telling you to GO TO THE DOCTOR ALREADY!!!111!111111!!!
money means nada if you're dead...so check yo ass at the doe yo...the doctors door if you missed that :|

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WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER NOW

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"God" literally knows my best birthday ever.

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go on...

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Kosmicjelli wrote:
"God" literally knows my best birthday ever.

You believe in God?! Hahahaha.

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given2trade
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I yearn for the day of yesteryear when my butt only itched.

:(

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corduroy_blazer wrote:
Kosmicjelli wrote:
"God" literally knows my best birthday ever.

You believe in God?! Hahahaha.

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Kosmicjelli
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I do.


You dont have to believe.

Its kinda like Santa Clause.

I cant help though if you dont believe.

Its your own demise.

I enjoy the thought of when "you" die you end up in a souless blackhole you deserve for not believing.

:)

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Kosmicjelli
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Funny, nobody wants to save God to help save themselves. You never know when and where they are.

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happy birthday!

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Kosmicjelli wrote:
I do.


You dont have to believe.

Its kinda like Santa Clause.

I cant help though if you dont believe.

Its your own demise.

I enjoy the thought of when "you" die you end up in a souless blackhole you deserve for not believing.

:)

At least you admit you have no reason to believe and you're taking it all on faith.

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I'd wish you a happy birthday, given, but I don't have a soul :(

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given2trade
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My birthday is in March, jerk.

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Mickey
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Kosmicjelli wrote:
Its kinda like Santa Clause.


God is Tim Allen?

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