I realized this the other day and I don't know what to think about it.

I'm an only child

that's probably why I'm so fuccing fresh

Only children need attention. Obviously, you give it to them.

You're rebelling against your upbringing as a little brother and asserting yourself as an older brother over these only children, showing them how to interact with others in ways your brother never showed you. This is the same reason you work with children. Also, you want to fuck your mom, after killing your father, of course.

P.S. That'll be $500, I take cash.

Yeah, I think I'm into basket cases as well. Probably because I find a lot of people uninteresting. I had just never thought about it until a few days ago.

Yeah, birth order has a lot to do with it as well.

stop stealing my lines; I'm the psych major.

Come to think of it, my exes and most of my friends all have a younger brother. Kinda weird.

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!

I thought Freud had been kicked out of psychology for having nothing to do with real life, and that us philosophy majors adopted him, since none of our dudes have any connection to reality either.

Dude, Freud practically set up the psychiatry system we have. The only place he was seen as wrong was having theories based upon his own personal experience such as the Oedipus complex.

all mine were fat

I haven't taken psych since freshman year. We never talked about his methods, just the fact that his Oedipal thing was pretty loony.

Not surprising.

I'm a big fat kiddd toooooo

Also not surprising.

Na I'm pretty slender myself and my few girl friends were all pretty average weight I'd say

Ok.

i can't say for sure but i think Dev might be cutie